Can you share some funny anecdotes story?

Here's another one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, just kidding. But seriously, a magician was performing on a cruise ship. He was doing the classic trick of making a rabbit disappear. But instead of a rabbit, he accidentally grabbed the ship's captain's parrot. When he made the 'disappear' motion, the parrot squawked, 'Hey, where am I?' and the magician was so embarrassed.

Here's one. A Russian, a Frenchman and an Englishman argued about Adam's nationality. 'Surely he was English,' said the Englishman. 'Look at the precision of the bone structure in his body.' 'Nonsense,' said the Frenchman. 'Adam was a Frenchman. Just think of his love of women.' 'Adam was Russian without a doubt,' declared the Russian. 'Only a Russian could have looked at a woman and thought she was some kind of food and be tempted to eat her.'

Surprise is a big one. For example, if you expect a person to do one thing but they do the exact opposite in a really unexpected way. Like a clumsy waiter who you think will spill the drinks but instead he does an amazing dance with the tray of drinks still intact.

One time in the military, a new recruit was so nervous during a drill that he put his helmet on backwards. When the sergeant pointed it out, he tried to turn it around while still wearing it and ended up getting it stuck halfway. Everyone burst out laughing.

Sure. Here's an anecdote. A little girl once thought that if she planted a coin in the garden, a money tree would grow. So she dug a hole, placed the coin in it, and watered it every day. After a week, of course, no tree grew, but she learned about the difference between plants and inanimate objects.

There's a story about a girl who planned to lose her virginity on a special holiday. However, she got food poisoning that day and spent the whole time in the bathroom. She was so disappointed at first, but later she found it hilarious how things went so wrong. When she finally did have that moment, it was much more low - key and she could laugh about the whole ordeal.

A friend of mine took xanax once and tried to sing along to the radio. But instead of singing the right words, he just made up his own gibberish that kind of rhymed. It was so funny to watch.

Sure. There was a lot of competition among the actors to get the best lines and the funniest moments. Bill Murray, for instance, was constantly trying to outdo his co - stars with his comedic timing. His character's wacky antics were often the result of his own ideas and suggestions on set.

Bowie was once at a party and he started doing an impromptu dance that was a crazy mix of different styles. It was so unexpected and hilarious that all the guests stopped what they were doing and just watched him. He didn't care at all and just kept on dancing.

Joke: The pastor told the congregation that their church was so poor it had to send their bell to the foundry. So they were having a 'no bell' service. A little boy asked, 'Does that mean it's a 'devil - may - care' service?' Story: A young girl was praying very hard for a new bike. She prayed every night for weeks. Finally, her mother told her that God doesn't just give you things like that. You have to work for them. The girl thought for a moment and said, 'Well, I'll just keep praying then because I don't know how to make a bike.'