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Author-san here! Well, you're smart to stop by here. So I won't praise you all anymore. (^_^)  This is my original work, and I know you all will like it. So shamelessly pop your popcorn and read away!  Oh… And don't forget to check out my other books: • I'm The King Of Technology •Help!: I Think My System Is Trying To Kill Me! And, •In A Cultivation World With An Entertainment Park... You can also visit my website for more books: https://LumydeeNovels.Gumroad.com/ Ps/// THE PACE WILL BE SLOW AT THE BEGINNING TO SET EVERYTHING IN MOTION. But after a while, it will pick up quickly. . . Now, back to the synopsis. Er-Erhmm.. (narrator-voice on) ... In another world called Blue Star, the famous son of wealth, Dorian D. Tian, is thrown into a whirl of unfortunate circumstances, resulting in his death. . His parents had a brutal car accident that left them in a coma, and his uncle had quickly taken over the company,  and seized the company, making sure that he was financially crippled for good. With that, the famous young master struggled desperately. And in the end, he gave in to his despair and depression, leaving the sad, lonely world. The end? Heh... Think again! Because in that brief moment, the lifeless corpse suddenly opened its eyes, revealing a deep calm look. That's right. Another mysterious soul had entered the body. But if one thought this story was just about revenge, then sorry... that wasn't even the half of it! .... The mysterious entity suddenly triggered an exorcist system. And from then on, both humans and even those from the underworld shuddered in fear and despair at the mysterious soul's cruelty. [Humans]: "Demon! Demon! You're definitely a demon!" [Demons]: "Help! Help! The famous demon wants to eat me!" [Evil Spirits]: "You!... Are you the one who is an evil spirit or us? Why the hell did it seem like you're the demonic one instead?" [Ghouls]: "You stay away from me! Stay away from me now, you evil entity!" [Hellhounds]: "Are you sure you're not the son of hades?" The system couldn't help looking at its host in doubt. Its indicators said that its host was indeed mortal. But why did it feel like something was wrong with its host? Dorian lightly chuckled in amusement. He would also like to ask the same question. What exactly was his identity? Well, this would be the biggest mystery of all. But Dorian wasn't in a hurry. Who were his enemies, and who were his allies? Soon, he would find the truth. In the meantime, why not play a little? "Demon! stay back!" "Oooo~~~... I... I want to go back to the underworld where it's safe." "Run for your lives! The demon is here!" …..

Getting thrown into a volcanic mountain? Stalked by bloodthirsty creatures? Hunted by people who love pitchforks and fire? Finding yourself participating in a ghost festival? This was normal. Well, at least, according to Huang Zhihao a.k.a. Mastermo, the world’s most famous and beloved pro-gamer. A hardworking youth whose first love was gaming. At an age, where he should be dating and attending business parties with his father, you’ll find him holed up in his room, enjoying his favorite game: T.I.A.D. He had always aimed to be at the top of the pro-gamers list and now that he had achieved that goal, he had a new ambition: To beat the Gamemaster of T.I.A.D. An online RPG released with the help of VR technology, a game that became an overnight sensation because of its marketing strategy. A simple strategy where they gave out a cash prize of a million dollars to anyone who stands first at winning the game. All you have to do is beat the Gamemaster, an unknown man who is respected by all and has also, unfortunately, become the target of their weapons. Unexpectedly, Huang Zhihao had fallen in love with the anonymous Gamemaster whom he had to kill! Join Zhihao on his journey where he fights monsters, meets new people, unravels many plot twists, and finds love. "It was.....you??" Zhihao asks in shock, as if, he hadn't guessed it already. -Filled with adventure. -A slow burn. -More story-based -Filled with fluff (Try not to die from the sweetness) -no smut lol For the rest, you can read the story and find out. It won't disappoint \(^~^)/

There is a reason everyone calls her the "Iron Lady."  Call her a fashion designer, interior designer, a genius hacker, or even a talented healer. She is all that in a day and a ruthless assassin at night. Did I say she's a triplet? Oh yes! She has two other sisters who are geniuses in their own right.  Can you imagine Gerald Flynch abandoned them all onto Emily Fynn the day they were born, just because they are girls? Follow Adriana Hastings on a mission to acquire the same hard drive that could bring the Rockerfeller family to its knees.  With Aiden Rockerfeller on her tails, how will she shake him off from discovering her or even from getting too close to her heart? The most tormenting factor about the whole situation is that the Rockerfeller family may be responsible for her mother's murder. *** Follow me on: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/freda.lotsu Tik tok: call_me_mirror Instagram: call_me_mirror Discord: call_me_mirror

It was completely by accident that Su Li got pregnant. No one knew who the children's father was, not even herself. The neighbours' gossip and the pervasive online jokes about the sextuplets made her a laughing stock overnight. Su Li fled to another village and returned with her six children five years later. However, just as she was struggling to raise her children, a mysterious man approached her and claimed to be the father of the sextuplets. "Woman, tell me honestly, who have you seduced these past four years?" By chance, she found out that the father of her children was the most powerful man in the capital. He was decisive and cold-blooded, yet he doted on her so much—the only one he treated in such a manner. The sextuplets were all geniuses, each more outstanding than the last. The eldest son, "I want to study hard and buy a big villa for Mom in the future! Because our neighbor, Auntie Zhang, always brags that her son bought her a big villa!" The second child, "I want to be a singer and sing for Mom every day in the future, because Mom laughs very happily every time she hears that song!" The third child, "I want to learn how to cook well. In the future, I'm going to cook delicious food for Mom everyday. How dare Auntie Gu always say that Mom can't afford to eat in high-class restaurants." … The sixth child, "I want to join a triad. If anyone dares to bully Mom in the future, I'll kill them!" Su Li looked worried. "Children, don't let your thoughts run wild. Study hard, and improve yourselves every day, alright!"

Su Xia is an actress well known for her exceptionally wide range. Aside from being a household name for her work in famous TV shows, she has received the highly regarded Best Actress award several times over. In the five years since her debut, she's not had a single piece of bad press. The only time she ever shocked the press was when news of her being a massive fan of Best Actor Lu Jingyao began circulating. Who would have known that even the queen of cinema would be a fan for the great king of cinema! One day, Su Xia attended a variety show and was asked about the luckiest moment in her life by the host. As she tilted her head in deep thought, she smiled and said, "That should probably be when I'm spending time with my idol." Her answer shocked the netizens and within a day, pictures of Lu Jingyao feeding his beloved young lady ice-cream began circulating on the Internet. Upon sight of this, the netizens could take it no more as they ultimately declared, "Can Mr. Best Actor please control yourself! I can't swallow this dog food no more!!!"

“You killed me. And it was not only my heart you broke into pieces, you tore me apart.” Para sa pag-ibig ano ba ang kaya mong gawin? For Gianna, she would fight for her love no matter who gets hurt in the process. After all, mas nauna niyang nakilala si Sage, her childhood friend. Mas nauna siyang mahalin ito. Kaya naman labis siyang nasaktan nang malaman niya na may kasintahan na pala ito. Bumalik siya ng Pilipinas to win him back. She would do everything to make his heart waver. She wanted him and only him. And if it’s not him, then no one could ever replace him in her heart. Pero paano na lang kung may gustong humadlang sa plano niya? Si Hunter Jade Ruiz—pinsan ng kababata niya. If she was determined to take back Sage, ganun din kadeterminado si Hunter na hadlangan siya. “If you don't want to get devoured by this monster then you better not do anything that will piss me off," he warned her. He was scary as hell. But would that make her stop? Or would she finally learn to let go and sacrifice her happiness for the sake of the person she loves? ...