Tell me some funny bad two - sentence horror stories.

First sentence: The old doll on the shelf blinked. Second sentence: Then it started to crawl towards me with its broken porcelain limbs.

I woke up to find a handprint on my window. I live on the 15th floor.

Story: 'I woke up to find my name written on the wall in blood. No one else was in the house.' Answer: The idea of finding your name written in blood is very creepy. And the fact that there's no one else in the house makes it even scarier as it seems like a supernatural or very dangerous entity did it.

A man walked into a library and asked for a burger. The librarian said, 'This is a library.' The man whispered, 'Sorry. Can I have a burger?' Another one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Here's another. 'I found a doll in the attic. Its eyes followed me as I left.' This creates a sense of unease in just two sentences. The idea of a doll having some sort of awareness and the fact that its eyes seem to move on their own is quite creepy. It plays on the common fear of inanimate objects coming to life or having an otherworldly presence. In many horror stories, dolls are often used as a symbol of something sinister because they can look so human - like yet be so lifeless, and this two - sentence story captures that essence of horror.

A: I'm on a whiskey diet. B: I've lost three days already.

The first one: I always thought my cat had a staring problem. Then I realized he was looking at something behind me.

She heard a knock on the door. When she opened it, no one was there but she felt a cold hand on her shoulder.

She opened the old wardrobe. A pair of eyes stared back at her from the darkness.

I woke up to a cold hand on my shoulder. When I turned, there was no one there.