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Call of Cthulhu RPG Funny Stories: Share Your Hilarious Experiences

2024-11-11 01:02
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Well, there was this character in our Call of Cthulhu RPG. He was a very superstitious fisherman. When we entered an old lighthouse, he saw a black cat. He started freaking out, thinking it was a bad omen. He tried to chase the cat away but ended up falling down the stairs. We all burst out laughing. His over - the - top reaction to such a simple thing was just too funny in the context of the game.

Divine Physician, Overbearing Wife: State Preceptor, Your Wife Has Fled Again!

Divine Physician, Overbearing Wife: State Preceptor, Your Wife Has Fled Again!

Feng Ruqing was a spoiled princess with a hideous countenance in Liu Yun Kingdom. She used to ride roughshod over anyone who stood in her way, backed by her father the emperor who loved her with all his heart. Not only did she force the chancellor's son to marry her by breaking the existing loving couple up, but her mother-in-law had also passed out from rage because of her. In the end, she took her own life after the heartbreak and humiliation of being dumped. When she opened her eyes again, she was no longer the bratty princess who was a good-for-nothing. * * * Rumor has it that spirit beasts have become servants in princess’ manor and the princess is devouring precious spirit herb dishes every day. Rumor has it that the chancellor’s son who pleaded for reconciliation after divorcing the princess was thrown out of the princess’s manor. Rumor has it that some good-looking young masters went to the princess’s manor in hope of being her servants were nearly killed by the state preceptor. Rumor has it that the charming state preceptor was looking for the princess eagerly as he wanted to hold her responsible for sleeping with him.
4.5
2272 Chs
Mr. CEO, Your Wife is A Hidden BOSS!

Mr. CEO, Your Wife is A Hidden BOSS!

Five years ago, Qiao Nian was schemed against by her sister, Qiao Xin. After spending a night with a stranger, Qiao Nian got pregnant. She did not know who the father of the child was, and eventually gave birth to a stillborn. Under the machinations of her mother and sister, Qiao Nian was stripped off of her shares in Qiao Group and sent to a mental hospital. Five years later, her younger sister, Qiao Xin, was going to be married off to the Second Young Master of the Gu family. He was rumored to be extremely ugly. On the day he was born, the doctor predicted that he would not live past twenty years old. Her mother could not bear to see Qiao Xin marry such a person and thought of Qiao Nian, who was still locked in the mental hospital. Overnight, Qiao Nian was taken out of the hospital to replace Qiao Xin in her marriage into the Gu family. Her mother said, "It's a good thing that Qiao Nian, this good-for-nothing, can replace Xin'er to be a living widow in the Gu family. If Xin'er were to marry into that family, I would be heartbroken." Qiao Xin said, "Mom, don't say that about Sister. If it weren't for her, I wouldn't know what to do. I'm just worried that Sister wouldn't agree." Her father said, "Xin'er, you're too kind. Have you forgotten how Qiao Nian slandered you five years ago? She has no self-restraint. She got pregnant before marriage and even gave birth to a stillborn child. We're treating her well enough by letting her marry someone from the prestigious Gu family! What right does she have to be picky?" Qiao Nian sneered. Back then, the scheme against her had only succeeded due to a freak combination of factors, causing her to suffer. She was going to get back at all of them! Everyone thought that her actions were borne from a combination of a loser's mentality and mental illness, but little did they know that this marriage would be a strong union as impactful as Mars crashing into Earth! Taking advantage of her brilliant skills in medicine, Qian Nian made various trashy people and scumbags eat their words. In the blink of an eye, her multiple identities shocked the world as each of them got exposed. It turned out that she was rich enough to rival a country! Later on, Second Young Master Gu placed a pair of Qiao Nian's miniature clones in front of her. Faced with these two children who resembled her and Gu Zhou, Qiao Nian blinked in shock. "When did I give birth to your children?"
4.1
1860 Chs
Sir President, Your Stamina is Amazing!

Sir President, Your Stamina is Amazing!

Tang Hao was an honest man making an honest living, but despite all his honesty and kindness, life often looked the other way. Even when he stood up for a man in the streets, he ended up being beaten to a pulp and the man he stood up for? He disappeared. That left Tang Hao with nothing to prove and a hefty medical bill blowing through his savings. However, while he lay unconscious in the hospital, he could feel a warmth coming from the jade pendent he wore as it began to feed him with a trove of priceless information. Now discharged, and still armed with the same naivety and honesty, what will our village peasant do with this newfound power? Will he go on to conquer the hearts of a hundred women? Will he defeat the mightiest crime lords? Only time will tell, but for now, fate has many whimsical plans for Tang Hao.
3.8
1733 Chs
General, Your Wife Is Requesting Your Return Home For Farming

General, Your Wife Is Requesting Your Return Home For Farming

# FAMILY LIFE Su Xiaoxiao was taking a nap but opened her eyes to find that she had transmigrated and was now in the body of a plump girl. From a dignified military doctor, she was now a glutton and a slacker. What’s more, she often terrorized people in the village, together with her father and brother. That was why nobody for miles around was willing to marry her. Although her family managed to arrange a marriage to an illustrious family, the groom ran away on the day of the wedding. When her father said he would nab her a husband, she was not expecting him to do so literally by capturing Wei Ting with a sack after he was exhausted from fighting bandits. Su Cheng smiled mysteriously at his daughter. "Dad has good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" "Either." "I captured a husband for you. He's a hundred times better looking than He Tongsheng! You'll definitely like him!" "Then, what's the good news?" she asked in a daze. Su Cheng decided to go with the flow and changed his words. "The good news is that you don't have to give birth any more! My son-in-law has already given us children!" After getting married, Su Xiaoxiao led a busy life of changing her gangster father and younger brother for the better, saving the life of her gorgeous husband, and raising her three rascals… Plus, she unexpectedly became one of the most powerful ladies of the Yan Dynasty!
4.7
1470 Chs
I Can See Your Combat Power

I Can See Your Combat Power

"If someone has to become the strongest, why can't it be me?" An unfortunate young man, brought to another world by a meteor, voices his unwillingness with a defiant roar. I just want to create a fantastical world that doesn't seem too unreal. Pre-reading Reminder 1: If you think human nature can simply be divided into good or bad, proceed with caution. Pre-reading Reminder 2: If you believe a sect is just a crowd of people flattering the protagonist, proceed with caution. Pre-reading Reminder 3: If you think the whole world is a stage for the protagonist to show off, and all people are merely stepping stones for the protagonist, proceed with caution.
3.4
1379 Chs
Mr. Nian, Your Wife Refuses To Be The Substitute

Mr. Nian, Your Wife Refuses To Be The Substitute

A mysterious car accident caused her to be bedridden for three years. After Ning Qing woke up, she learned two things. One was that her elder twin sister had died in a car accident three years ago. The other was that she had already married someone. Her husband was Nian Lie, the eldest son of the Yan family who owned the biggest conglomerate in Yan City. He treated her as a substitute for her elder sister. While he put her through torture, he would tell her that he loved her with reddened eyes. Initially, Ning Qing wanted to divorce him, but later on, she indulged in his ambiguous love. Until she stood outside the wedding venue where he was about to marry another woman. Her heart was dead. Nothing was worth holding back anymore. She wanted to escape, but she was unwilling to let him live the rest of his life peacefully. Hence, under the reporters' flashing lights, she stepped onto the bridge and jumped off with her nearly due baby…
2.5
1292 Chs

Best Prank Call Stories: Share Your Hilarious Experiences

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2024-11-17 07:58

There was this prank call where a girl called a hair salon and said she had hair made of spaghetti and wanted a special haircut. She described how the 'noodles' were getting too long and tangled. The salon staff had a good laugh and told her they only cut human hair, not pasta hair. It was a really funny and creative prank call.

Funny Menstruation Stories: Share Your Hilarious Experiences

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2024-11-22 11:23

My sister was on her period and she went to reach for a tampon in her bag in public. But instead of a tampon, she pulled out a banana that she had forgotten was in there. The look on her face was priceless and we still laugh about it today. It just shows how chaotic and funny things can be during that time of the month.

Squat Toilet Funny Stories: Share Your Hilarious Experiences

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2024-12-09 19:36

Once I was in a foreign country using a squat toilet for the first time. I wasn't used to the position and ended up losing my balance a bit while trying to pull my pants down. I nearly toppled over but managed to catch myself just in time. It was so embarrassing yet funny.

Doordash Funny Stories: Share Your Hilarious Doordash Experiences

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2024-11-28 04:43

Once, I ordered from Doordash and the delivery guy showed up with my food on his head like a hat. He said he was trying out a new 'hands - free' delivery method. It was so unexpected and funny.

Funny Ex - Boyfriend Stories: Share Your Hilarious Experiences

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2024-11-12 02:32

Once my ex - boyfriend tried to cook me dinner. He was making pasta but somehow managed to set the kitchen towel on fire. Instead of panicking, he just stared at it in disbelief. Then he tried to blow it out like a candle, which only made it worse. It was so funny at the time, even though it was a bit of a mess.

Funny Shrooms Trip Stories: Share Your Most Hilarious Experiences

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2024-11-30 07:42

Once I went on a shrooms trip in the forest. I started seeing the trees as giant, friendly guardians. I tried to have a conversation with one, asking it how old it was. When it didn't answer, I just laughed at myself for being so silly. It was a really funny and light - hearted moment during the trip.

Funny Gym Private Stories: Share Your Hilarious Gym Experiences

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2024-11-27 16:50

One time at the gym, I saw a guy trying to lift weights way too heavy for him. He grunted and strained so hard that his face turned bright red. Then, suddenly, he lost his grip and the weights dropped with a loud clang. Everyone in the gym turned to look, but instead of being embarrassed, he just started laughing hysterically. It was so funny that soon the whole gym was laughing with him.

What are the most hilarious call of cthulhu funny stories you've heard?

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2024-11-27 07:34

There's a story about a Call of Cthulhu character who was trying to communicate with an otherworldly entity. He set up all these elaborate rituals and incantations. But when he finally made 'contact', it turned out to be his neighbor's cat that had wandered into his yard. The cat just meowed at him and he thought it was a sign from the Great Old Ones. It was quite a comical misunderstanding.

Can you share some call of cthulhu funny stories?

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2024-11-29 11:14

Well, there was this time when a Call of Cthulhu player's character was supposed to be stealthily observing a cult meeting. But he tripped over a pebble and tumbled right into the middle of the cultists. Instead of being sacrificed or something terrifying, the cultists were so shocked that they all ran away, thinking it was some kind of divine sign to scatter. The poor character was left there, confused but alive.

What are the Funniest Call of Cthulhu RPG Stories You've Heard?

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2024-11-11 04:11

I heard a story where a player's character, a journalist, was interviewing a cult leader. The journalist got so nervous that he started stuttering and asking really dumb questions. The cult leader was getting more and more confused and annoyed. Eventually, the journalist accidentally called the cult leader 'mom' and that was the end of the interview. It was a really funny moment.

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