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Can you share some funny text messages stories?

2024-11-11 12:17
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Well, I have a story. My mom texted me 'I put my phone in the fridge by mistake. I thought it was my sandwich!' It was really silly. And once, my neighbor texted 'I chased a squirrel out of my yard and it ran up a tree and then stared at me like it won.' These text message stories are just the little comical moments in our daily lives that we can share and laugh about.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
4.3
5335 Chs
Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
4.4
3442 Chs
The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
4.5
2430 Chs
Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
4.6
2350 Chs
May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
4.4
2305 Chs
The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

The wife of a powerful family: Huo Shao, how dare you flirt with me

On the day of her escape from prison, she had died unexpectedly and was reborn into the body of Madam Huo. He was the heir to the number one financial magnate. She had charged out of nowhere and from then on, the obedient and weak Madam Huo had started to awaken. She had been trampled under her feet. Huo Shao had expressed that since she had already been conquered, wouldn't it be too unfair for her if she did not give her body to him? The muzzle of the gun was aimed at her head, "I only lost my wife and did not divorce. Choose between loving me or dying for love. " Gu Ruochu,"..." Do I still have a choice?
4.2
2242 Chs

Share some scary text messages stories.

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2024-12-06 15:46

A young woman once got text messages with disturbing pictures and threats. The pictures were of places she often visited. The threats were like 'You won't be safe here much longer.' She called the police right away. The police traced the number and found out it was a mentally unstable person who lived near her. Thankfully, they were able to stop him before he could do any harm.

Share some scary text messages stories.

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2024-12-04 01:18

A man got a series of text messages with just pictures of his own house at different angles. No words, just those pictures. At first, he thought it was some kind of mistake. But then the texts became more frequent. He got scared and installed security cameras. It was a group of burglars scouting his place. Thankfully, because of his quick action, he was able to prevent the burglary.

Share some scary text messages stories.

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2024-12-02 08:22

There was a story where a person received a text that simply said 'Your time is up.' Every time they replied, asking who it was, they got no response. But then strange things started to happen around them, like objects moving on their own. They never found out who sent the text, and it remained a very creepy mystery.

Can you share some sad text messages story?

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2024-12-04 11:54

A sad text message story could be like this. My cousin texted me 'I lost my pet today. It was my best friend and now there's this huge void in my heart.' It was a simple yet heart - breaking message as you could feel the pain through those words. Pets are family, and the loss is deeply felt.

Share some scary text messages horror stories.

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2024-12-01 11:43

There was a guy who received a text that just had a picture of his own bedroom window from the outside at night. The text said 'Soon.' He was really freaked out. As days passed, he would get more texts with pictures of him in different parts of his house that he hadn't noticed anyone taking. It was a very creepy experience.

Share some scary text messages horror stories.

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2024-11-25 06:24

One story is about a girl who kept getting text messages from an unknown number. The texts said 'I'm watching you sleep'. Every night, at exactly 3 am, the messages would come. She was so scared that she changed her number, but the new number started getting the same texts.

What are some of the most memorable funny text messages stories?

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2024-11-11 07:04

There was a time when a coworker texted 'I fell asleep at my desk and when I woke up, I had typed a bunch of random letters on my computer. I think I was dreaming about typing code.' This was really funny as I could picture him waking up to a mess of letters on his screen. Another story is when a friend texted 'I put salt in my coffee instead of sugar. Yuck!' These are the kinds of stories that stick in your mind because of their humor.

Can you share some funny text stories?

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2024-12-14 12:30

A funny text story goes like this. A little boy asked his father, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His dad replied, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' But the boy was curious. Later he found out that bugs are a delicacy in some cultures. And here is another. A hare was bragging to a tortoise about how fast he could run. The tortoise just smiled and said, 'Let's race.' The hare was so confident he took a nap during the race and of course, the tortoise won.

Can you share some funny tumblr text stories?

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2024-12-09 16:31

Sure! There was one story on Tumblr where a person tried to bake a cake but ended up mixing up the salt and sugar. Instead of a sweet cake, they got a super salty one. Their family's reactions were hilarious as they all took a bite expecting something delicious.

Can you share some funny nude text stories?

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2024-12-07 10:04

We should focus on positive, family - friendly and ethical topics rather than those involving nudity in any form of text stories.

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