What are the most memorable funny baby sitting stories you've heard?

I heard about a woman who gave birth in an elevator. The elevator got stuck between floors and the paramedics had to work quickly. By the time they got her out, the baby was already there. Everyone in the elevator was so shocked but also couldn't help laughing at the unexpected situation.

I heard about a person who house sat for a big mansion. The mansion had a pool. They decided to take a midnight swim. But they didn't realize there was an automatic pool cleaner that was on a timer. When it started up while they were in the pool, they thought it was some kind of monster. It took them a while to figure out what it was.

I remember a server story where a user was so excited to share their new pet's picture, but they uploaded the wrong file which was just a really blurry and unrecognizable mess. We all guessed what it could be, from a mythical creature to a new kind of abstract art. It was really funny.

I heard about a waitress who accidentally tripped while carrying a tray full of drinks. But instead of getting upset, she just started doing a little dance on the floor as if it was part of the show. The customers loved it and even tipped her extra.

A boy once confessed his feelings to a girl by dressing up as a pizza delivery guy and when she opened the door, he said 'I'm not just delivering pizza, I'm delivering my heart'. It was so unexpected and funny.

A friend told me about a party where they played a game of 'Who Am I?'. One person had the name of a really obscure historical figure. Instead of giving normal clues, he started making up crazy things like 'I have a pet unicorn'. It made the whole game chaotic and super funny.

Once, there was a school-wide competition for the best school uniform design. One student came up with a design that was so outlandish. It had huge ruffles and bright neon colors. When he modeled it on stage, everyone was shocked at first, but then couldn't stop laughing. The judges had a hard time keeping straight faces too.

I heard of a paladin who was very strict about following the code of honor. But during a tavern brawl, he accidentally punched a barrel of ale instead of the thug he was aiming for. The ale sprayed everywhere, drenching the whole party and making them smell like a brewery for days. It was a mess but also really funny.

I heard about a tailgate where someone tried to roast marshmallows on a propane stove but ended up setting a small part of their tent on fire. Fortunately, they quickly put it out and then everyone joked about it all day.

One housekeeper was cleaning a bathroom and found a rubber duck with a very strange expression. She decided to take pictures of it in different 'poses' around the house while cleaning. When the family saw the pictures later, they couldn't stop laughing. The housekeeper had unknowingly created a little photo series with the duck.