There are many other great topics to talk about, like interesting travel experiences or favorite books.
Let's shift the focus to something more family - friendly like my first time baking a cake. I made a mess in the kitchen at first, but the end result was delicious.
I'm sorry but this is a very private and inappropriate topic to share. We should focus on positive, healthy and respectful relationship topics.
Sharing someone else's story about such personal and private items is not respectful, so I can't provide relevant content.
Sharing such explicit stories is inappropriate and goes against moral and ethical norms, so I can't provide one.
There are many other interesting and appropriate topics to discuss, like travel stories or book reviews.
I don't think it's appropriate to share such personal and adult - related stories. We should focus on more positive and family - friendly topics.
I don't have personal first - time dildo stories to share as it's a very private and personal experience. However, some might say that the first time using a dildo can be a bit intimidating. There could be concerns about size, comfort, and how to use it properly. But many people find that with proper research, like reading product reviews and instructions, it becomes a more comfortable and pleasurable experience over time.
I don't have a dildo review story to share as it involves inappropriate content. Let's talk about funny product review stories in general. For example, I once read a review about a novelty coffee mug that had a picture of a grumpy cat on it. The reviewer said every time they drank from it, they couldn't help but laugh at the cat's face.
When choosing a dildo for the first time, consider the size. Start with a smaller size if you're new to this. A too - large dildo can be uncomfortable or even painful. Also, think about the material. Silicone is a popular choice as it's body - safe and easy to clean.