Can you share a really funny valentine story?

There is this Valentine's Day story. A man bought a big teddy bear for his wife. He hid it in the closet to surprise her. But their dog found it first and dragged it all over the house. By the time his wife saw it, the bear was dirty and torn. However, they found it so hilarious that they took pictures with the messy bear and made it a memorable Valentine's Day.

Well, one Valentine's Day, I planned a big picnic for my partner. I made all their favorite foods and found a beautiful spot in the park. But when we got there, a bunch of ducks swarmed us, trying to steal our food. It was chaotic but we just laughed so hard.

There was this couple. On Valentine's Day, the man wanted to surprise his wife with a bouquet of flowers. He went to the florist early in the morning. But as he was walking back home, a dog chased him and he dropped the flowers. He managed to get away from the dog but the flowers were all over the place. He quickly gathered them up and when he presented them to his wife, half - squashed and with some grass stuck to them, she couldn't stop laughing and they had a very memorable Valentine's Day.

Sure. There was a man who booked a dinner reservation at a fancy restaurant for Valentine's Day. When he and his date arrived, they noticed that the table they were given was in a corner that was really cold. As they were eating, they both felt a strange presence. Then, the man saw a face in the mirror behind his date that wasn't there a moment ago. They quickly left, and later found out that a waiter had died in that corner many years ago on Valentine's Day after a fight with his lover.

Sure. Once there was a man who went to a pet store to buy a parrot. He saw a beautiful parrot with a sign that said, 'This parrot can repeat every word it hears.' So he bought it. When he got home, he started talking to the parrot, but the parrot didn't say a word. He returned to the store and told the owner. The owner said, 'Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you. He's deaf.'

Well, there was this little boy who thought his dog could talk. So, he would have long conversations with the dog. One time, he was in the kitchen and told the dog he was making a sandwich. He asked the dog what he wanted on it. The dog just barked. But the boy said, 'Oh, you want peanut butter and jelly too? Okay!' and made a sandwich for the dog as well. It was really funny when the dog just sniffed at it and walked away.

Sure. One funny Valentine's story is about a guy who was so nervous on Valentine's Day. He ordered a huge bouquet of flowers for his girlfriend but accidentally sent them to his ex. His current girlfriend found out and he had to do a lot of explaining and groveling to make it up.

There was this couple on Valentine's Day. The guy planned a picnic but forgot to check the weather. It started to rain heavily as soon as they arrived at the park. Instead of being disappointed, they ended up having a great time running around in the rain and laughing like crazy. They said it was the most memorable Valentine's Day ever.

Sure. There was a town where every Valentine's Day, a figure in a red cloak would roam the streets. Legend had it that this figure was a spurned lover from long ago. One Valentine's Day, a young couple out on a date saw the figure. It stared at them with glowing eyes and then disappeared. Later that night, the girl started to feel a cold presence in her room and saw the figure again. It whispered things that drove her to near madness before vanishing for good, leaving her forever traumatized by that Valentine's Day.

There was a kitten that discovered a box. It climbed into the box and started making it its little kingdom. But then a dog walked by. The kitten, feeling very brave, hissed at the dog from inside the box. The dog just looked at it in confusion. The kitten continued to hiss and growl, but the dog simply walked away. The kitten then peeked out of the box, looking very proud of itself as if it had just chased away a huge monster. This made the onlookers laugh a great deal.