What are the most memorable funny quotes in a Christmas story?

A memorable funny quote could be 'Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.' It's a humorous take on Santa's once - a - year appearance. It makes you chuckle and also think about how special that one visit is during Christmas.

I think 'Bless this highly - nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.' is quite memorable. It's a simple but humorous take on a typical Christmas dinner for some families.

Ralphie's internal monologue quote 'I had visions of angelic choirs and sugarplums dancing in my head.' This is a great quote as it really captures the magic and excitement that Ralphie feels about Christmas. It also references the traditional ideas of Christmas with the sugarplums and the angelic choirs, but in a very relatable way for a child.

A memorable quote is 'It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge.' from 'A Christmas Carol'. This shows the importance of truly embracing the Christmas spirit. Scrooge's transformation is centered around this idea of knowing how to make Christmas special.

I think 'It's a major award!' is also very memorable. The way the father is so enthusiastic about the leg lamp, which is such a strange prize, makes this quote stick. It gives the viewer an idea of the father's character and his sense of humor. Plus, the leg lamp itself has become an iconic symbol from the movie, and this quote is closely associated with it.

One of the classic quotes is 'You'll shoot your eye out!' It's a very well - known line from 'A Christmas Story'. This line is often repeated and has become iconic in the context of Christmas stories as it adds a touch of humor and also a bit of parental warning.

One memorable quote is 'You'll shoot your eye out!' It's a classic line from the movie that is often repeated. It shows the mother's concern for Ralphie's safety regarding the Red Ryder BB gun he so desperately wants.

One memorable one is from 'A Modest Proposal' by Jonathan Swift. 'I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food.' It's a satirical and darkly humorous quote that uses extreme irony to comment on society's problems. Swift doesn't actually mean this literally but uses it to shock readers into thinking about the issues.

One funny quote from a Christmas story could be 'The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.' It's from 'Elf' and it's really catchy. It shows how Buddy the Elf is so full of joy and wants to share it with everyone around him.

One funny quote from a Christmas story could be, 'Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts.' It shows that the true spirit of Christmas is about kindness and love rather than just getting gifts.