Tell me your favorite smartass funny friend story.

My friend and I were at a restaurant. When the waiter asked if we wanted dessert, my friend said, 'Only if it comes with a side of less calories.' The waiter just stared at him for a second before laughing. Another time, we were camping and my friend tried to make a fire. He kept blowing on the kindling like crazy and said, 'Come on, little fire, be like me, full of hot air.' It was so silly but hilarious.

My favorite animal story is about a little dog. One day, it got lost in the big city. It was so scared but it didn't give up. It used its nose to search for the familiar smell. Finally, after a long journey, it found its way back home. It showed great courage and determination.

Once upon a time, Jack had a female friend named Lucy. Jack was always there for Lucy, taking her to movies and dinners as friends. He thought he was being so smooth that she would surely fall for him. But when he finally told her his feelings, Lucy replied, 'You're my best friend, Jack, and I don't want to ruin that.' Jack was a bit bummed out at first. However, a few weeks later, Lucy set him up with one of her other friends, and they all ended up having a great time together, still in the friend zone but in a much more positive way.

My best friend is Tom. One day, we were hiking in the mountains. We got lost, but instead of panicking, we worked together. Tom used his compass skills and I remembered some landmarks. After hours of walking, we found our way back. It was an adventure that made our friendship stronger.

My friend was always under a lot of pressure from work and family. He felt like he was trapped and couldn't find a way out. One day, he just couldn't take it anymore and took his own life. It was such a shock to all of us who knew him. We never thought he would do something like that.

The Tanuki is another interesting yokai for a funny story. Tanuki are known for their shape - shifting abilities. There was a story of a Tanuki that transformed into a teapot in an old woman's kitchen. When the woman picked up the 'teapot' to make tea, it started making strange noises and wiggling. She was so startled that she dropped it. But instead of breaking, the Tanuki - teapot ran away on its little legs, leaving the woman in a state of shock and confusion. It's a really strange and humorous tale of the Tanuki's antics.

My favorite teacher was Mr. Johnson. He taught math. His classes were always full of energy. He would turn math problems into fun games. Once, we had a math competition in the class, and it was so exciting. He was not only a great teacher but also a great motivator. He made me believe that I could be good at math even though I was initially scared of it.

My favorite is the story of Rey's discovery of her power. She's just a scavenger on Jakku at first, but then she realizes she has a connection to the Force. Her journey to find Luke Skywalker and learn about the Jedi ways is really inspiring.

As a fan of online literature, I don't have a favorite short story because every short story has its own unique charm and value that may attract different readers. However, I can recommend some popular short stories such as: Mark Twain: His works include The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn and The Adventures of Tom sawyer, which tell stories of early American life. 2. Ernest Hemmingway: His works, including The Sun Also Rises and A Farewell to Arms, all express his thoughts and feelings about life and death. Faulkner: His works, including The Sound and the Fury and The Beach in Virgil, all show his unique narrative style and deep thoughts on human nature, society, and politics. Tolstoy: His works, including War and Peace and Anna Karenina, all revealed the dark side of Russian society and the complexity of human nature at that time. These novels were all excellent short stories that could give readers different reading experiences and inspirations.

Well, my friend once got lost in a supermarket and ended up in the pet section thinking it was the exit. It was hilarious!