Share a horror joke story you know.

A family moved into a new house. The little girl noticed a small, locked door in the attic. One day, she found the key. When she opened the door, a cold air rushed out. Inside, there was a doll sitting on a chair. The doll's eyes seemed to follow her. At night, she heard the doll laughing. She told her parents, but they didn't believe her. The next night, she woke up to find the doll in her bed, its cold hands touching her face. She screamed and threw the doll back into the attic, and they never opened that door again.

A SNL horror story could be about a costume malfunction. An actor was supposed to be a really cool and spooky monster in a skit. But the costume was so poorly made that it started to fall apart as soon as they walked on stage. Pieces of the costume were dropping off, and it was really embarrassing for the actor. They tried to continue with the skit, but it was really hard to be in character with the costume falling to bits.

There was a guy who named his dog 'Stay'. He used to say 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' It was really funny. One day, the dog ran away and he kept shouting 'Stay! Come here, Stay!' But of course, the dog didn't listen.

Sure. There was a magician who was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There was a Hindi villager who went to the city for the first time. He saw an elevator and thought it was a magic box. When he saw a fat man enter it and then a thin man come out, he ran back to his village shouting, 'The city has magic boxes that make people thin!'

Sure. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit who couldn't fall asleep. So it counted sheep. But the sheep were very naughty. They kept doing somersaults instead of just jumping over the fence. The rabbit got so frustrated that it said, 'If you don't jump properly, I'll count wolves instead!' And suddenly all the sheep lined up neatly and jumped over the fence. The rabbit finally fell asleep with a smile.

There's a 'mjh horror story' about a lonely lighthouse. The keeper started to notice that every time the fog rolled in, there were wet footprints leading up to the top of the lighthouse that weren't his. And he could hear a faint singing in a language he didn't understand. As the days passed, he felt more and more like he was losing his mind, constantly on edge waiting for the next appearance of the strange footprints and the eerie singing.

The scariest might be the one where a faun lives near a small village. It disguises itself as a lost traveler and asks the villagers for help. But when they take it in, it starts to cause chaos. It makes the animals go wild and attacks the villagers at night. It leaves strange symbols on the doors of the houses it targets, and those inside end up disappearing without a trace.