Do you know any good anger funny stories?
There was this woman who was angry at her neighbor for always playing loud music. She stomped over to his house to give him a piece of her mind. But when he opened the door, he was wearing the most ridiculous pajamas. She started laughing instead of yelling and ended up befriending him.
Once upon a time, a customer in a restaurant got angry because his steak was overcooked. He called the waiter over and was very cross. But while he was complaining, the waiter accidentally slipped on a wet spot and fell flat on his back. The customer couldn't hold back his laughter and forgot all about his anger.
Yes. A man was angry with his umbrella because it wouldn't open in the rain. He was cursing at it and trying to force it open. Just as he was about to give up and toss it, it opened suddenly, spraying water all over his face. He burst out laughing.
Good morning! Do you know any good funny stories?
Yes. A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?' Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.'
What are the best funny anger management stories you know?
A student was angry with his teacher for giving him a bad grade. He was fuming all day. But then he remembered a joke about a teacher and a student. He started telling the joke to his friends. The joke was really funny and as he was laughing while telling it, his anger towards his teacher lessened. He realized that getting angry wasn't going to change the grade and that it was better to just laugh it off and work harder next time.
Do you know any good jokes short funny stories?
Yes. A snail gets mugged by two turtles. When the police ask him what happened, he says, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' This is short and catches you off - guard with its humor.
Do you know any really good short jokes and funny stories?
Joke: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. Story: There was a teacher who was teaching her class about the circulation of the blood. She said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.' 'Yes,' the class said. 'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?' A little fellow shouted, 'Cause your feet ain't empty.'
Do you know any novels that are cute, funny, and good?
😋I recommend the following novels to you, they are all funny and cute: "Transformed Loli Idol"-A story of a straight man who transmigrated into a girl and became an all-rounded idol. "The streamer is so cute in female clothes"-A story about a female streamer who became popular. It was full of fun and humor. "The Cashiers Can't Be So Cute" was a daily story about a little girl with a naughty heart. It was a little silly but also very funny. "Transformed into an Elegant Goddess"-The male lead actually transmigrated into his own sister. It was funny and interesting. I hope you like my recommendation, Mwah ~😗
Do you know any short funny Thanksgiving stories?
Sure. Here's one. A family was preparing their Thanksgiving meal and the grandma was in charge of the mashed potatoes. She put in so much butter that when she served them, they slid right off the spoon like a yellow avalanche. Everyone at the table had a good laugh at the buttery mess.
Do you know any short funny animal stories?
There was a little squirrel that tried to hide nuts in a man's pocket while he was sitting on a bench in the park. The man didn't notice at first, and when he stood up, the nuts started falling out. It was quite a comical sight.
Do you know any really funny love stories?
Yes. A boy tried to serenade his girlfriend outside her window. But he got the wrong window and ended up singing to an old lady. The old lady was so amused that she called the girl and told her to come and get her 'knight in shining armor'.
Do you know any more funny poltergeist stories?
Sure. There was a case where a poltergeist in a small apartment would turn the TV on and off at the most inconvenient times, like right in the middle of a really intense scene in a movie. But the funniest thing was that it would always turn it to a channel showing old cartoons. It was as if the poltergeist had a preference for classic animation.
Do you know any funny novels?
😋I recommend the following funny novels to you, hoping to make you laugh until your stomach hurts: 1. My Girlfriend Is Invincible-A Funny Story of Nan Gao's No Morality 2. "Tokyo Becomes a God from the Bath"-The joke of the bath god helping his believers snatch the toilet 3. Miss Hero and the Evil Dragon-A combination of a chuunibyou and a beautiful girl evil dragon 4. The Tsundere Concubine Taming Her Husband-The goal of the rice merchant's concubine's daughter to play around the world 5. "I'm the Strongest Comedy Artist"-An artist who survives by participating in variety shows. 6. "Acting Begins in the Divine College"-The Path of Destiny of Mo Yufan, a Middle School Junior 7. 108 Ways to Eat Fox Demons-Monologue of Fox Demons Who Don't Want to Be Eaten I hope you like the recommendations of the above novels, muah ~