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Share your experience of a funny fart during a date.

2024-11-11 19:11
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My date and I were at the movies. I was sipping on a large soda which made my stomach a bit gassy. Then, during a really quiet scene, I couldn't hold it in and let out a short, but audible fart. My date turned to me and whispered 'Was that you?' with a big grin. We both giggled quietly and it actually made the date more relaxed.

On a date at a friend's party. I was having a great time dancing with my date. But all that movement made me a bit gassy. I accidentally farted while we were taking a break and chatting. I was so embarrassed and started apologizing. My date just laughed it off and said it was a sign that we were having a good time. He then told me about his own embarrassing body - function - related stories and it made me feel so much better.

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Funny first date fart story. Share your experience.

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2024-12-02 08:50

I had a first date at a coffee shop. As we were chatting, I unconsciously let out a tiny fart. I immediately blushed, but my date just grinned and said, 'Hey, it happens to the best of us.' That simple reaction made me relax. We then started sharing all kinds of embarrassing stories from our past and had a really fun and memorable first date.

Share a funny first date fart experience.

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2024-11-13 07:39

On a first date, a girl and a boy were walking in a botanical garden. The girl was a bit gassy from the food she ate before. She was trying to hold it in but then a little fart escaped. She was horrified. The boy, however, thought it was the funniest thing. He told her that it was just a natural body function and that it made the date more interesting. After that, they both loosened up and had a wonderful time exploring the garden together. This shows that sometimes these little embarrassing moments can actually bring people closer.

Can you share a funny fart story from your own experience?

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2024-12-07 07:11

Sure. I was on a long bus ride once. A man at the back of the bus farted so loudly that it woke up a sleeping baby. The mother was a bit annoyed at first but then she couldn't help but laugh when the man apologized in the most embarrassed way.

Share your first date experience stories.

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2024-11-16 03:23

My first date was at a local coffee shop. I was really nervous. We just talked about our hobbies, like how I love painting and she was into reading. It was simple but nice.

Share your first date with your hot wife experience.

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2024-11-03 22:48

Well, on our first date, we went to a cozy little Italian restaurant. The atmosphere was just perfect, with soft music and dim lights. We talked for hours about our dreams, our favorite books, and all those little things that make a person unique. It was a great chance to really get to know each other on a deeper level.

First Date Fart Stories: Have You Ever Had an Embarrassing Fart Experience on a First Date?

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2024-11-15 10:01

Yes, I once had a first date at a quiet restaurant. I accidentally let out a small fart when we were sitting in silence. I was so embarrassed and tried to play it off by coughing loudly. Thankfully, my date didn't seem to notice much.

Funny Girlfriend Fart Stories: Share Your Experiences

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2024-12-14 18:53

Well, once my girlfriend and I were watching a really serious movie at home. Out of nowhere, she let out this little toot. We both just burst into laughter because it was so unexpected during that intense movie scene.

How to handle the embarrassment if you fart during a first date?

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2024-11-09 11:57

Laugh about it. A simple 'Haha, that just happened' can lighten the mood.

First Date Sorority Horror Story: Share Your Experience

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2024-12-04 00:56

Here's my experience. We went to a coffee shop for the first date. But she started to brag about how exclusive and cool her sorority was. And she judged other people who were not in a sorority in a really mean way. It was really off - putting and made me not want to see her again.

Share your experience in 'my first date short story'.

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2024-11-04 11:21

Well, in my first date short story, it was nerve - wracking at first. I was so worried about what to wear and how to act. But when I finally met my date, all those nerves kind of melted away. We went to a cute little coffee shop and just talked for hours about our interests. It was really a simple yet wonderful start.

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