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Can you share a funny white elephant story from your memory?

2024-11-12 02:44
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There was a white elephant in a wildlife reserve. It had a habit of stealing the ranger's lunch. One day, the ranger tried to hide his lunch high up in a tree. But the clever white elephant used its long trunk to reach the lunch. When the ranger came back and saw the elephant enjoying his meal, he couldn't help but laugh. And from then on, he always had to find more creative ways to keep his lunch safe from the funny white elephant.

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Thank you for Waiting, Mister Tang!

Forced out by her step-mother, she was driven to desperation and had no way of surviving other than to sign herself away and marry herself into a rich and influential family. Three years into the marriage, her wealthy husband had spoiled her to heavens. The only problem was that they had no inheritors in their family. Inside the luxurious mansion, Pei Qiqi angrily threw a stack of newspaper onto the man, “The article is claiming that I am a hen who cannot lay eggs! But Tang Yu, it’s you who has issues!” The man put down the newspaper and agreed to what his young wife was saying, “Why would they write false information? Your zodiac is the pig!” “Tang! Yu!” She stomped her feet out of anger. The man grinned, “So what we have no kids? You are my little baby.” Pei Qiqi thought, how did this scene change so fast!
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Endless  Pampering Only For You

Endless Pampering Only For You

As childhood sweethearts, they were made to engage under the manipulations of their families. It involved having to to live in the same room and sleep together. One night, she is accidentally made drunk, and in his delirium, he kisses her only to realize he enjoys it. From time to time, he would sneak a kiss on her, but his “crime” is eventually discovered in an accident. After being accused by her, he says with a smile, “You are my wife, why can’t I kiss you?” The two people’s daily routine is full of bickering and mutual discrediting of each other. Although he claims to disparage, he actually cares intensely about her. He feels crazily jealous when she is close to other men, to the point of tying her to his side, so that she becomes exclusively his. Tags: Campus Love, Childhood Sweethearts, Pampering Romance
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The Rest Of My Life Is For You

The Rest Of My Life Is For You

Yu Yuehan is the usual rich, perfect, aloof president—the richest man in City H; but one day, a female toddler suddenly appears in his life as his daughter! Despite being certain that he has never touched a woman before, DNA tests certify that the toddler is his! He soon becomes a good 'daddi' for the little toddler, Xiao Liuliu. Two years later, for some inexplicable reason, Xiao Liuliu becomes very fond of a trial nurse, Nian Xiaomu, hired to take care of her. Nian Xiaomu has a strong personality and refuses to let anyone bully her. Constantly wary that anyone might cause harm to his daughter, Yu Yuehan keeps a constant watch over Nian Xiaomu. However, his black-bellied daughter has plans for her father up her sleeves… Over time, Nian Xiaomu reveals her charming side bit by bit; and for the first time in his life, Yu Yuehan is drawn in by this mysterious woman… Keywords: Mysterious Daughter, Cute Daughter, Aloof, Nurse, Strong Woman Cute Scene: "Daddi, you are so handsome!" Xiao Liuliu blushes. "Daddi, I want hugs!" Xiao Liuliu coos. "Daddi, I want a younger sister! Quick make one with Mommi." "Daddi…" Yu Yuehan says in a deadpan fashion, "I have never slept with any woman! How can I have a daughter!?" "Did Mommi sleep with you without you realizing it?" Yu Yuehan: "…” We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/restofmylifeisforyou We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!
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Can't Take My Eyes Off You

Can't Take My Eyes Off You

“Commander Lu, there are rumors that we are sleeping together, we have a fling!” He looked up from under the blanket and slowly got up. “What do you want from me?” “Deny it, say it’s fake, stop it from spreading…” He pushed her against the wall, blocking her mouth by a rough kiss. “Mrs. Lu, we have to substantiate the rumor.” Before she was born again, what she had been doing was staying away from him! After she was born again, what she always wanted to do was give him offsprings! Lu Xingzhi strived for two personal mottos his entire life: First, it was illegal to undermine military marriage. Two, Jiang Yao was his in this eternity, till death do they part.
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May the rest of my life be sweet to you

May the rest of my life be sweet to you

"Uncle, I was punished for being late! " "Buy the school. " "Uncle, I was bullied! " "SEND THEM TO HEAVEN! " In this era of competing for fathers, Qin Sheng never competed for fathers. Those things were too extravagant. She didn't have them, she only competed for uncles! Ever since she had a rich uncle, she lived a life of fighting and being cleaned up by others, causing trouble and being scapegoated by others. Her three big goals in life were to make him fall in love with her, fall in love with her, fall in love with her!
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Divine Physician, Overbearing Wife: State Preceptor, Your Wife Has Fled Again!

Divine Physician, Overbearing Wife: State Preceptor, Your Wife Has Fled Again!

Feng Ruqing was a spoiled princess with a hideous countenance in Liu Yun Kingdom. She used to ride roughshod over anyone who stood in her way, backed by her father the emperor who loved her with all his heart. Not only did she force the chancellor's son to marry her by breaking the existing loving couple up, but her mother-in-law had also passed out from rage because of her. In the end, she took her own life after the heartbreak and humiliation of being dumped. When she opened her eyes again, she was no longer the bratty princess who was a good-for-nothing. * * * Rumor has it that spirit beasts have become servants in princess’ manor and the princess is devouring precious spirit herb dishes every day. Rumor has it that the chancellor’s son who pleaded for reconciliation after divorcing the princess was thrown out of the princess’s manor. Rumor has it that some good-looking young masters went to the princess’s manor in hope of being her servants were nearly killed by the state preceptor. Rumor has it that the charming state preceptor was looking for the princess eagerly as he wanted to hold her responsible for sleeping with him.
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Elephant Memory: A Funny Story

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2024-11-12 22:34

Once there was an elephant in a zoo. It had an amazing memory. One day, a zookeeper played a trick on it by hiding its favorite treat in a new place. But the elephant remembered all the previous hiding spots and finally found the new one. It was really funny to see the elephant's determination to get its treat.

Can you share some funny white elephant stories?

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2024-11-09 04:16

Sure. Once there was a white elephant in a zoo. It always made funny faces at the visitors. One day, it used its trunk to spray water on a zookeeper who was cleaning the enclosure, and then it ran around as if it was playing a game. Everyone watching laughed a lot.

Funny Story Related to Elephant Memory

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2024-11-13 03:36

A funny story about elephant memory is that an elephant remembered a particular watering hole it visited as a calf. Years later, it was leading its own family group and took them all the way to that watering hole, even though there were closer ones available. It's like the elephant had a sentimental attachment to that place from its childhood memory.

Can you share a funny Christmas white elephant gift exchange story?

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2024-10-25 09:01

Sure. There was this Christmas white elephant gift exchange. One person brought a pair of bright red, fuzzy dice. When the exchange started, a very proper old lady picked them up by mistake. Everyone burst out laughing. Then a young man, who was a bit of a joker, stole them from her. She was a bit shocked at first but then started laughing too when she saw how amused everyone was.

Can you share some funny pun stories from your memory?

2 answers
2024-11-11 11:17

Sure. There's a story about a fish. He was swimming in the ocean when he bumped into a wall. He said, 'Dam!' which is a play on 'damn' but also references a dam in the water. It's a simple yet funny pun.

Share your funny childhood memory story.

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2024-11-22 06:59

When I was a kid, I once tried to give my dog a haircut. I thought it would look cool with short hair like those in the dog shows. I got the scissors and started snipping away. My poor dog ended up looking like a patchwork quilt. It had tufts of hair here and there. But it was so funny seeing its new 'do' and it didn't seem to mind too much.

Can you share a Christmas white elephant story?

2 answers
2024-11-18 22:16

In a Christmas white elephant story, there was this large, oddly - shaped gift. It turned out to be a set of very tacky Christmas sweaters. One guy got it and he was so amused that he put one on right away. Everyone had a great laugh and then they all took turns trying on the sweaters, turning the white elephant exchange into a really fun and silly event.

Can you share a funny touching elephant story?

1 answer
2024-11-15 01:14

Once there was an elephant in a zoo. A little boy accidentally dropped his ice - cream near the elephant's enclosure. The elephant used its trunk to pick up the ice - cream and gently handed it back to the astonished boy. It was really a funny and touching moment as the huge elephant showed such kindness to the small child.

Can you share a funny wrong elephant story?

3 answers
2024-10-28 21:26

Sure. An elephant tried to fit into a small tent meant for a squirrel. It just squeezed and squeezed until the tent collapsed on it. The elephant's wrong idea of fitting into that small space was very comical.

Tell me a funny white elephant story.

2 answers
2024-11-12 14:19

There was a white elephant in a small village. The villagers considered it a sacred animal. One day, the white elephant decided to play a trick. It went to the village well and used its trunk to spray water on everyone who came to draw water. People were initially shocked but then couldn't help but laugh at the elephant's mischievousness.

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