What are the most memorable crazy funny drunk stories you've heard?

A friend once got drunk and tried to climb into a doghouse, thinking it was his own bed. He curled up in there and started snoring. His dog just sat outside looking very confused.

A student once went to school with his clothes on backwards. He didn't notice until his classmates started laughing at him. He was so embarrassed at first but then he started making jokes about it too. He said he was just trying out a new fashion trend from a parallel universe. Everyone had a good laugh about it for days.

I heard about a group of drunk students who mistook a campus statue for a real person and started having a conversation with it. They were asking it all sorts of questions and even offered it a drink. It was hilarious to watch from afar.

There was a girl who got drunk and texted her best friend asking if they could go swimming in the bathtub. She then sent pictures of her filling up the bathtub with all her clothes on. Her friend was cracking up and told her to get out of the bathroom before she flooded it. It was a really silly situation.

I heard of a couple where the guy tried to break up with the girl using a skywriter. But the wind blew the words all out of shape and it ended up looking like gibberish. The girl was confused at first but when she figured it out, she thought it was the funniest thing ever. They ended up on good terms after that crazy attempt at a breakup.

One of the craziest funny high school stories I know is about a school play. The lead actor forgot his lines completely in the middle of the performance. Instead of panicking, he just started making up the most absurd lines on the spot. The rest of the cast had to improvise along with him, and it turned into a completely different play. But the audience loved it and it became a legendary event in that high school's history.

I heard about an ex who thought his girlfriend was into yoga. So, he tried to do all these super - advanced yoga poses in front of her to impress her. But he was so clumsy that he ended up falling over and getting tangled in his yoga mat. It was really funny.

One story is about a woman who accidentally put on her cat's collar instead of her own necklace in a hurry. She went out like that and got so many strange looks. It was only when she got home and saw her cat without a collar that she realized what had happened.

A drunk man thought he could fly. He climbed onto a bench and jumped off, only to land flat on his face. Luckily, he wasn't seriously hurt and just lay there laughing at himself.

There was a Christmas party where a drunk guest started giving out 'drunk Santa' advice to everyone. He was going around saying things like 'Santa says you should always have an extra slice of pie on Christmas' in a slurred voice. It was a really unique and humorous experience for all at the party.