Tell me a funny 5 - sentence story.

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There was a little fish. It dreamed of flying. One day, a seagull picked it up and it got a very short flight experience.

A: I'm on a whiskey diet. B: I've lost three days already.

A man goes to the doctor. He says, 'Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes.' The doctor replies, 'Have you seen a ophthalmologist?' The man says, 'No, just spots.'

A duck walked into a store. It asked for some bread. The cashier said ducks don't use money. So the duck left its feather as payment. The cashier was so amused that he gave the duck the bread.

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

A man walked into a library and asked for a burger. The librarian said, 'This is a library.' The man whispered, 'Sorry. Can I have a burger?' Another one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

The vampire tried to bite me but his fangs got stuck in his cape. He just stood there looking silly.

I heard a knock on the door. I opened it, but no one was there, only a cold wind whispering my name.

The first one: I always thought my cat had a staring problem. Then I realized he was looking at something behind me.