What makes a Phil Lester fanfic 'cute'?

I was a genius in the Earthen Plane. I was a cripple in the Spiritual Plane. I was dead in the Cloud Plane. After experiencing death in the form of dragon sneeze, I find myself back in my room in Earthen Plane where I was a genius. I had been too focused on training myself in the past life. Now that I've been given a second chance, I should just enjoy my life to the fullest extent! Instead of locking myself up in my room to cultivate, take in a few disciples so they can help take care of me! Easy life is best life! The other Planes suck anyway, I'll just lay back here and relax! All I need to do is to teach my dear disciples on the things I've learnt while they take care of me! Huh? What do you mean one of my disciples destroyed the Sinister Demon Sect last night? Do you not see how she's here massaging my shoulders now? There's no way my disciple could have obliterated the all-powerful Xi Family, can't you see she's obediently pouring tea for me over there? You must be delusional to even suggest my disciple could have flattened the impassable Death Mountains, just look at how cute she is taking a nap under the cherry blossom tree. What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes? *** Notes: Side Stories in "My Cute (Yandere) Disciples' Side Stories" If you're here for the R18 tag expecting adult scenes, know that this was a decision I made quite late into writing this so the scenes only come up very late into the story. One or more of the disciples may or may not have a tragic (depending on personal opinions) backstory that may or may not offend/disturb some readers (depending on your personal opinions/mental fortitude/openmindedness/morality/sexual orientation/real world knowledge/political agendas/reaction if someone gave you lemons/view on whether the Earth is flat or round, which I personally think it's neither and is actually a donut nom nom nom) which may or may not affect the rest of the story significantly. Consider yourself sufficiently warned. Story inspired from "My female disciples are scary" by feeling_tired Cover is done by the really awesome Lumi! Buy me tea (because I prefer tea over coffee): https://ko-fi.com/draekai You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

When they were young, they met and fell in love. She knew then that he was the One. But the past came hunting her, tearing them apart. Now they older. He is successful, handsome. Every girl's dream man. She is penniless, a desperate girl with two kids... and a werewolf. What can be a more unlikely couple? But the moon whisper otherwise! _____________________________________ Warning!! Some of the chapters may contain an explicit violence, curse word, some hinting on sexual content. Especially 7 chapter can inflame some sensitive people. I didn't portrait this event in any positive way and it is not repeated in the story again. So please understand, that it was needed to portrait overall emotional background. It is not a light and bright story all the time. There are some funny moments, some sweet and fluffy, and some sad and dark. So, I warned you, hope those, who won't get scared by the things mentioned above, will enjoy the read.

After Xiao Lingyu was betrayed by her boyfriend, she had the scumbag underneath her feet and along with the slut. Then, she used the spatial jade pendant to return to her hometown and began planting. She planted, planted, and planted before selling, selling, and selling. After that, she built, built, and built. She went on a frenzied path of establishing her farm kingdom, running further and further away! Until one day, under the peach blossom tree in Tao Yuan Village… A cute little toddler who was about four or five years old tried his best to raise his head. When he finally raised his head, he straightened up. Uh, his neck was starting to hurt from him raising it, but he still stubbornly maintained this posture. His big round black eyes narrowed slightly, and he asked curiously, "Who are you? Why do you look so much like me?" The man peered at the cute child who looked exactly like him when he was young. The man was tall, handsome, and exuded an extraordinary aura. He narrowed his eyes and asked coldly, "Who are you?" In his heart, he was trying to guess which bold woman was behind this. If she dared to do it, she must pay the price! However, before he could make the woman pay the price, this cute little toddler came over and held his hand. With a longing gaze, he said, "Uncle, I'm lost. Can you bring me home?" As the man held the little boy's hand and led him to a farmhouse in an unexpected turn of events, he heard the little boy's excited voice. "Mommy, you can get married now! I've finally found a man who looks like me!" Everyone, "…" This child really went nuts in his quest to find himself a stepfather! In short, this was a story of a white-collar worker who was reborn in the city. After getting set up by someone and obtaining a spatial tool by accident, she returned to the countryside, farmed, and raised her son. She was also cared for by the man her son brought back and transformed into a rich lady.

Because of an accident, Max transmigrated to the Lous Land and became a newborn red dragon. He could’ve just grown up and matured normally, and he would already be at the top of the food chain, but then he obtained the Discipline Makes You Stronger System. “Congratulations to the host for completing 20 push-ups daily and persisting for one week, bonus reward Red Dragon Physique +100.” “Congratulations to the host for completing daily swims in the lava and persisting for one week, bonus reward Dragon Breath damage x10.” “Congratulations to the host for kidnapping one princess a day and persisting for one week, bonus reward Never-falling Golden Gun.” “Cough, excuse me System, I’m a Dragon, I’m fine without this reward!” Max said hurriedly. Many years later, the name of Max the Red Dragon echoed through the multiverse. Only the mother dragon standing beside tilted her head and said with a puzzled face, “What, what in the world did I give birth to?”

Volume One: His Cute Wife is a Little Crazy (COMPLETE) Volume Two: His Adorable Target is a Little Powerful (COMPLETE) Volume Three: His Spoiled Prince is a Little Difficult (COMPLETE) Volume Four: His Beautiful Teacher is a Little Naïve (COMPLETE) Book 1: His Cute Wife is a Little Crazy She has one desire: to live a normal life. Hu Lei decides to fulfill her lifelong dream by returning to Supreme City after more than a decade around the globe. Her brand new life starts on a bland note, but everything changes when she clinches a position as an interpreter for the handsome but reserved Zhong Feng. Zhong Feng thinks that his new interpreter is cute. Though her arrogance is a little too much, she has enough skill to back it up. He also realizes that she can be quite foolish and naughty. Still, he finds himself drawn to her, unable to extricate himself. Unfortunately, this harmlessly sweet girl has some secrets that could threaten the happy future he has envisioned. For example: She used to be a ninja. She might have killed a few people. Her father is a mad scientist. And she is a little crazy. ************* “Oh, is the evil emperor unhappy?” she giggled drunkenly. She leaned closer across the table. “If you keep sighing, you won’t find a girlfriend.” The immortal-like man did not respond to her childish provocation. “Are you angry? Don’t worry. If you can’t find anyone, I will be your girlfriend.” She declared proudly. “Why should I accept you as my girlfriend?” His deep voice to caress the girl, and it made her sink deeper into her intoxication. “Humph! You would be lucky to have me as your better half. I am incredibly cute with a huge rack. I have an incredibly high IQ.” Her voice lowered into a conspiratorial whisper. “And I have never had a boyfriend, so I would be completely yours.” “You have convinced me. You can be my girlfriend.” His eyes glinted with evil intent. “You think that will work? You are a hundred years too early to outsmart me. If you want me to be your girlfriend, you must show some sincerity. As an evil emperor, you must understand that my expectations are quite high. You will need to give me some treasures, feed me, dismiss your harem and entertain me. A cultivation manual would also not be bad.” “Very well.” He responded with a smile. Book 2: His Adorable Target is a Little Powerful Anyone who has met or even heard of Kaito knows that his interest is never a good thing. But Yamazaki Akira is not afraid of him because she is powerful [even though no one believes her]. When Takahashi Kaito [assassin extraordinaire, famous leader of Shadow Brotherhood and self-proclaimed senior brother of Hu Lei] takes up a mission to investigate Yamazaki Akira and her connection to a certain psychopathic doctor, his interest is perked up. He decides to unravel the secrets of Akira’s life. While she seems to be a perfectly normal young woman with a budding career as a chef, he has been in the underworld business long enough to know when someone is hiding something. Setting aside his busy life for the sake of satisfying his curiosity, Kaito takes up the role of the self-indulgent prodigal young master of the wealthy Takahashi family in Mountain Ridge City. Yamazaki Akira has always lived and loved an independent life. But in a moment of weakness, she allows her biological parents to find her. She is reluctant, but she agrees to move to Mountain Ridge City to reconnect with them. She thinks that it could not be too bad. In any case, she has been planning on opening a new restaurant in the affluent city. But things aren’t always so simple. And the main problem is the handsome man who keeps showing up before her and trying to seduce her, claiming that fate brought them together. Why does she feel like his evil gaze is hiding ulterior motives? Complete blurbs in 1st Chapter!

"An accident. She's pregnant. How unlucky. She got pregnant in one shot! What was even more unfortunate was that the end of the world had arrived, and the entire world was plunged into a terrifying crisis. How could his mother and little packrat survive? Fortunately, she was lucky enough to get a magical space. Space had everything: food, drinks, daily necessities, crop seeds, milk powder, diapers, pure water… In the post-apocalyptic era where resources were scarce, she had everything she wanted in her space. She brought her baby and lived a leisurely and rich life in the post-apocalyptic era. Right, she had to find the baby's father. She couldn't possibly let the baby be born without a father, right? Thus, she brought her child onto the road to find her father. She thought that her baby's father would have a miserable life in the post-apocalyptic era. However, what she did not expect was that her child's father was actually a hidden big shot. Not only was he doing better than her, but he had also established a new human settlement and became a king-like existence. ""From now on, you two will be under my protection,"" the man said as he hugged her domineeringly. ""Well, from the looks of it, she doesn't have to worry about the good stuff in her space being stolen anymore."""