Can you share some funny locksmith stories?

I heard of a case where a locksmith was called for an emergency lockout at night. He took forever to arrive. When he finally did, he overcharged the customer by a huge amount, claiming it was a 'nighttime emergency fee' that was not previously disclosed. The customer felt completely ripped off.

There might be some blogspot pages with funny locksmith stories that involve locksmiths having to deal with old, rusty locks that seem impossible to open at first. But then they use their tricks and get it open in a really unexpected way.

I'm not sure specifically which blogspot has funny locksmith stories. You could try using a search engine and typing in that exact phrase. It might lead you to some interesting blogs where locksmiths share their comical experiences, like when they accidentally locked themselves out while on a job or had to deal with a really strange key situation.

I know a story where a locksmith was called to a hotel room. The guest inside was drunk and thought the locksmith was a burglar. He started shouting and throwing things at the door. When the locksmith finally managed to open the door, the guest apologized sheepishly. It was really funny to see the change in his attitude.

Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'

There was a cat that always followed its owner everywhere. One day, the owner decided to take a bath. The cat was very curious and sat outside the bathroom door meowing. When the owner opened the door after the bath, the cat looked at the owner in a very strange way as if it didn't recognize the clean and wet human in front of it. It was really a funny moment.

Sure. Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for a funny story, once a guy thought his cat could talk. He spent days trying to make it say something, but it just meowed. One day, he left his TV on a talk show and when he came back, the cat was sitting in front of it, looking really interested. He said, 'I knew you could understand!'. But the cat just blinked and went back to sleep.

Another is locksmiths who are not properly trained. They might damage your property while trying to fix the lock. For example, they could scratch the door or break the surrounding frame. This not only causes additional costs for repairs but also leaves you with an eyesore on your property. And sometimes, they might claim that they can't fix the lock and just leave you in a lurch without really trying all the possible solutions.

Well, there might be a story where a little kid tried to put on his dad's big shoes and walk around. He waddled like a duck and everyone burst out laughing. It's these simple and unexpected moments that make the stories funny.