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She is one of the best thieves that the world has seen in the 24th century. However, not even in her wildest dreams had she imagine that she'd be reincarnated as a good-for-nothing orphaned Seventh Miss of the Vermilion Bird Family. She finds herself stuck in a family that mistreats her, as well as an unfamiliar place with no support system. In a world of magic, she finds that the strength and talent within her would not only shock the world but also put every prodigy in that world to shame. As she learns to control her power, she vows to take revenge on those who had wronged her and to eventually rule the world. Equipped with only her new memories, quick wit and thieving skills, follow her as she embarks on a journey where she'd navigate mean relatives, magical beasts, rulership, and maybe even… love?

It is said that you shouldn't meet your heroes. Gehaldirah, a high elf of royal bloodline didn't have to meet the realm lord of High Heaven before he became disillusioned. His admiration for the paragon of the high elf race turned into hatred when he got some damning knowledge about why demons kept attacking his home and looting the sacred tree of life. His hatred for the realm lord turned to self-hatred for his weakness and mediocrity. Gehaldirah had a moment of introspection. He isn't at the bottom of the ladder in this strength-based hierarchy. He is a king of law, but that apparently isn't enough to guarantee your fate. His strength is also mediocre because it was granted to him because of his bloodline. He determined he had to change himself. He has to become better. He concocted a plan that is one part genius and one part greed. His plan for reincarnation led him to the trial of heaven that occurs every origin cycle. He needed Origin essence so he participated in the trial. He got more than he wanted from the trial. His plan for reincarnation would be a success after some adjustments. But now he has a different aim. He won't aim for just the realm lord. The realm lord has control of the High Heaven Realm. That isn't enough for Geraldirah anymore. He became greedier. He has his sight set on the movers and shakers of the Void Universe. Only the power to subvert the will of World Gods will do. The plan to create LEGION, the ultimate organism was then hatched. If one person cannot achieve something, what about a multitude of them? His journey will not be easy. He will have to overcome Celestials and their Celestial Supreme, Gods and their GodKings, Demon kings and their Demon gods. The Void Universe is full of obstacles that will like nothing more than to put an end to his path. It is not that they hate him. They will oppose him simply because the era of conquest is coming. There are no friends in the era of conquest. It is everyone for themselves. And he will use everything and everyone for the advancement of Legion. AUTHOR: I cannot promise that you will like it. I can only promise that the book is original and unique. It is something new. The MC is neutral evil. He is willing to sacrifice everyone for his goals. He is smart and the antagonists in the book are cunning. Discord: https://discord.gg/b3xeynDZQe Power Stones Goals: 1400PS - 1 Extra Chapter. 2000PS - 2 Extra Chapters. 3000PS - 3 Extra Chapters. 5000PS - 4 Extra Chapters. Golden Tickets Goals: 100 Golden Tickets - 1 Extra Chapter. 200 Golden Tickets - 2 Extra Chapters. 300 Golden Tickets - 3 Extra Chapters. 400 Golden Tickets - 4 Extra Chapters. 500 Golden Tickets - 5 Extra Chapters.

There is a reason everyone calls her the "Iron Lady."  Call her a fashion designer, interior designer, a genius hacker, or even a talented healer. She is all that in a day and a ruthless assassin at night. Did I say she's a triplet? Oh yes! She has two other sisters who are geniuses in their own right.  Can you imagine Gerald Flynch abandoned them all onto Emily Fynn the day they were born, just because they are girls? Follow Adriana Hastings on a mission to acquire the same hard drive that could bring the Rockerfeller family to its knees.  With Aiden Rockerfeller on her tails, how will she shake him off from discovering her or even from getting too close to her heart? The most tormenting factor about the whole situation is that the Rockerfeller family may be responsible for her mother's murder. *** Follow me on: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/freda.lotsu Tik tok: call_me_mirror Instagram: call_me_mirror Discord: call_me_mirror

Ding Jun was a deliberate celibate who lived out a life of elegant indulgence… and transmigrated to the seventies. Not only was she the second wife, but her husband was also a military man who left her at his house, and she had to deal with his six children once she opened her eyes. With six little ones depending on her and leaving her in a bind, she promptly called Chen Zhiguo, her husband, and said, “Come back. We’re getting divorced.” Chen Zhiguo rushed home to find that the woman had left the six little imps thoroughly discipline, his Adam’s apple rolling unwittingly at her slim waist and fair cheeks. Ding Jun turned to find that her husband had a celebrity’s good looks and a muscular figure, and was rendered speechless… “Why don’t we give it a try?”

Li Xiyun was the beautiful Young Miss of the Li Clan. Because she was the unmarried mother of a pair of genius twins, she became the biggest laughingstock of the Li Clan. However, Li Xiyun was a martial arts prodigy, and she was formidably powerful. Through sheer will, she forged her own path in the Li Clan and brought up her two adorable children all on her own. Initially, she thought that she would have to play the role of a female Fan Jin—that impoverished scholar—all her life and would never again be a lady. However, she had never expected that the pretty boy with the old-fashioned name would appear again. After a one-night stand ensued, Li Xiyun would never have dreamed that the other's true identity was actually Huang Junsheng, the most favored and brilliant young master of the Huang family in Shanghai. Huang Junsheng's most impressive feature was not his background, but his stunning good looks as well as his ability to make money—it would put a cash printing machine to shame. Countless socialites and beauties wanted to throw caution to the winds and get close to him. Li Xiyun's first instinct was to reject his offer, but her two adorable children hugged Huang Junsheng's legs and refused to let go. The elder, "Mom, I want a father!" The younger, "Mommy, I want a sister!"

Dying to save someone may seem like a cliche or a trope...but sadly it's a rare thing. To see that type of selfless sacrifice is, like I said, rare. Not many people would willingly defend another human from some crazed maniac wielding a knife. And why would you? What would you gain? A momentarily inflated ego because you helped someone? Maybe you'd even do it for monetary rewards? You'd have to be stupid to not do it with ulterior motives in mind. But what if instead of being stupid, a certain teenager was just...nice. Nice enough to help. Nice enough to be selfless enough to put himself at risk. Most all, just optimistic enough to go up against someone wielding a knife and expect to come out alive. This teenager was called...well, it doesn't really matter what his name is. His parents died when he was too young to even remember their faces, so he was raised by his grandparents. They instilled in him good morals but also a realistic outlook on the world, to make sure he wasn't blinded by the incorrect notion that the world is as simple as white and black, good and evil. This is what caused him to help that person. Because it was the right thing to do. Sadly, something being the right thing to do doesn't make it easy. On the contrary, it usually ends up being harder. Which is how the young man ended up dying with a knife stuck deep in his gut. Soon, everything went black. But then the light came back and the teen found himself in a child's body. That's when the memories came flooding back...and the person next to him, this new body's mother, called out his name, "James..." (A/N - Right, let me get this out of the way: If you don't like Hero MC's, you should turn away now. I'm sick and tired of reading about edge lord MC's who think they're god's gift to the Earth and have zero empathy for other people. This story is about a good-natured young man, trying his best to help make the world a better, safer place. Though, like I said before, he won't be disillusioned with the world. He won't think he's infallible - he'll acknowledge the unfairness of the whole 'Heroes and Villains' thing and how certain people are pushed in either direction purely off of their circumstances and who they are or who their family/parents are. Most of all, he won't be a blatant hypocrite. For reference, the MC has One For All without the extra Quirks but with a passive bonus to his physique instead.)