What are some good one line funny stories for kids?

A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Once I was in the grocery line and the person in front of me had a cart full of nothing but different kinds of cat food. And their cat was actually sitting on top of the cart looking all proud. It was really funny.

Sure. Here's one: I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

One: I told my dog he was adopted. He looked at me, sniffed, and went back to sleep. He doesn't care. Another: I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you!'

Story 1: A cat saw a mirror. It thought it was another cat. So it hissed for an hour. Story 2: I told my plant a joke. It didn't laugh. Maybe it needs better ears. Story 3: I bought shoes online. They looked great. But they were for the wrong foot.

One funny kids story is about a little boy who thought his dog could talk. He would have long conversations with the dog, believing it was answering him. Another is a girl who put on her mom's high heels and tried to walk like a model, but ended up falling over and laughing. And there's the story of a kid who tried to paint his face like a superhero but used permanent marker by mistake.

The joke about the snail. A snail gets mugged by two turtles. When the police ask him what happened, he says, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.' This joke story is funny because it contrasts the slow - moving nature of a snail with the idea of something happening 'fast' and the unexpected situation of a snail getting mugged.

Here's one. Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said, 'Whoever answers my next question can go home.' Suddenly, a pen fell on the floor. Little Johnny shouted, 'Oh, pick that up!' The teacher said, 'Who said that?' Little Johnny replied, 'Me, and now can I go home?' Another is a baby snake asked his mother, 'Mom, are we poisonous?' His mother said, 'Yes, son.' The baby snake said, 'I just bit my tongue!'

A young bird was afraid to fly. All its siblings had already taken their first flight. One day, it saw a delicious worm on a branch far away. The hunger made it forget its fear and it took off. It flew beautifully and got the worm. It's a funny and inspiring story for kids as it shows that sometimes we can overcome our fears when we have a strong motivation.

The story of 'The Gingerbread Man' is really funny for kids. The Gingerbread Man runs away from everyone who wants to eat him, chanting 'Run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man!' Another good one is 'Silly Sally'. It has all sorts of silly things happening as Sally goes for a walk upside down. There's also 'The Enormous Turnip' where all the characters have to work together to pull out the huge turnip, and the process is full of comical moments.