What is the funniest family guy fart story you can recall?

Keeley, a simple plain Jane, hits the jackpot. [No, she did not win the lottery!] At least that's what she thinks when she marries the most eligible bachelor in New York City: Aaron, a wealthy cold-hearted heartthrob and Tycoon. She wants to show the world that she deserves her position and bends over backward to fit into his world. One beautiful day, Aaron hands her a document asking her to sign. A divorce paper... "She's pregnant, and I need to take responsibility." That is the last thing that keeps on playing in her mind before she takes her last breath. Keeley dies, a 'hit and run'. [End of story. Not!] For some unexplainable reason, she wakes up as her younger self. A young high school girl, around the time when she first meets her cheating husband. Remembering her life with Aaron before she died, she makes a promise to herself that she will do everything in her power to avoid him at all costs. Will she be able to keep her promise when Aaron has his own plans as well, specifically for her? Or will she repeat history and fall for him once more... Why not journey with me and find out the truth behind their story. *Cover art by polkadottedscrunchie*

After reincarnating to being a small-fry cultivate on a dying cultivation family on Double River Island, Chen Daoxuan thought that his life and future would be dim. Until the day when he turned 16, he discovered that he could actually store and accumulate his ability to understand knowledge...

A person who from childhood did not know what it was to "walk" and "move his hands" falls into an ordinary sick boy born in the middle of the XIX century. But such an ordinary one? Maybe there is something else here? From the author: I am Russian More chapters on my account Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/killmobskin (Chapters every day and +10 more than here)

[MULTIVERSE / CROSSOVERS / HAREM WITH DEVELOPMENT] After understanding the secrets of his bloodline from his new system, Leo couldn't help but let out a defeated laugh remembering his first love, still happiness overflowed from his voice. "Hahah..." Leo opened his eyes and looked at his older sister still breathing heavily in his arms, and thought with a smile, 'Fine, this time we'll be one big family' Follow Leo on his journey through the multiverse in search of his women and adding many of them along the way. ______________________________________________________ WARNING: - First 10 chapters are introductory, in Leo's original world, who is still unaware of magic and everything related with other worlds, so there will be no action but it will still show Leo's development and his first women. - This story is slightly tragic, so harden your heart a little before you start reading. ______________________________________________________ You can read 10 advanced chapters here. Thanks for your support! https://www.patreon.com/Marplayon ______________________________________________________ 1. Original world / High school DxD / Seishun Buta Yarou 2. Martial Peak / Shinmai Maou no Testament 3. Mushoku Tensei / Gobling Slayer / Tou No Kanri O Shite Miyou (Let's Manage The Tower) 4. Gotoubun / Hajirau Kimi ga Mitainda (I Want To See You Embarassed) 5. Dungeon ni Deai (DanMachi) 6. A Will Eternal 7. The Beginning After The End 8. Magic Emperor _____________________________________________________ Tags: Milfs | Harem | R-18 | Incest | Multiverse | No-beta MC | No Clons | Dimensional Chat

This is my book and English is my third language so expect some sentence, grammar and spelling error. A headstart for everyone, the MC may have absorbed Aizen and Dr. Gero's soul but that doesn't mean he will become like them. I am creating a character that is different to them so please excuse me is I offended some people. [Synopsis] A man was transported in a dark place where ball of light lights appear and disappear from time to time. He approached one and devour one ball accidentally. He discovered that it is also a soul and he obtain all of its knowledge. He is in glee and starts devouring everything in his vission. Who would have though that a devil was watching him with interest. Disclaimers: The Picture I used in the cover is not mine. I found in google and all of the credits for the cover is all to him/her. I also don't own the anime characters in this book. They belong to their respected creators, only the originals I created was mine. Thank you for reading this before opening my book. Have a nice day guys!

Lee Yoonki, pria tampan dan mapan tak sengaja bertemu dengan Han Jaera. Seorang gadis 18 tahun yang hamil. Yoonki harus dihadapkan pada situasi konyol ketika dikira suami dari gadis tersebut. Bagaimana jadinya ketika Jeon Jungho, ayah dari bayi Jaera datang kembali ke kehidupan Jaera dan ingin merebut Jaera dan bayinya setelah Jaera dan Yoonki benar-benar bersatu. Siapa yang akan dipilih oleh Han Jaera? Lee Yoonki pria yang ia cintai atau Jeon Jungho ayah dari bayinya. "Maaf tuan, tugasku hanya sebatas mengurus kebutuhan anda dan Yoori" - Han Jaera. "Tapi aku butuh kau dan Yoori butuh ibu" - Lee Yoonki "Kenapa kau tak pernah membicarakan hal ini padaku? Kau ibu dari anak-anak ku. Kau istriku. Aku akan mengeluarkan mu dari masalah apapun. ' kau bisa percaya padaku?'