Tell me some kids funny story.

A little boy asked his dad, 'Dad, are bugs good to eat?' His dad said, 'Let's not talk about such things at the dinner table.' Later, the boy's dad found him eating a caterpillar in the garden. The boy said, 'But you said not to talk about it at the dinner table.' It's a cute joke. The story builds up the dad's expectation of normal dinner table conversation, but the boy has a different take.

Once a little kid thought that if he planted a coin in the garden, a money tree would grow. So he dug a hole and put his piggy bank money in it. After a few days, when nothing grew, he was so disappointed. But it was really funny how he thought money could grow like plants.

Once upon a Christmas, little Timmy was so excited to hang his stocking. He thought Santa would fill it with toys. But his naughty puppy got to the stocking first and put his bone in it. When Timmy woke up and saw the bone, he was confused at first, then he laughed so hard. It was a very funny Christmas surprise for him.

There was a little girl named Lily. She had a magic hat that she found in her attic. When she put it on, she could talk to animals. One day, she put on the hat and went into the garden. A squirrel came up to her and said it was looking for its acorns. Lily decided to help. But every time the squirrel showed her where it thought the acorns were, there were just stones. Lily would giggle and say, 'You must have a very bad memory, Mr. Squirrel!' This went on for about 5 minutes. Finally, they found the acorns under a big leaf. The squirrel thanked Lily and she went back inside, happy with her little adventure.

Funny Bones was a curious kid skeleton. He loved to listen to the stories the old oak tree in the graveyard told. One of the stories was about a hidden treasure in the nearby cave. Funny Bones couldn't resist the temptation and set off to find it. Along the way, he faced some challenges like a small stream that he had to cross. But with his determination, he found the cave. Inside, instead of gold, he found a book full of amazing stories. He took it back to the graveyard and shared the stories with all his friends. It was more precious than any treasure.

Once upon a time, there was a little rabbit named Benny. Benny was very curious. One night, as he was getting ready for bed, he heard a strange noise outside. Instead of being scared, he decided to go and check it out. He hopped to the window and saw a group of fireflies dancing in the moonlight. They invited Benny to join them. Benny hopped around with the fireflies all night long, forgetting all about going to bed. When the sun started to rise, Benny realized he was very tired. He hopped back to his bed and fell asleep instantly, dreaming of his wonderful adventure with the fireflies.

For kids, there's this story. A mouse saw a big piece of cheese in a mousetrap. It thought it could be really clever and just take the cheese without setting off the trap. So it tiptoed over. But as soon as it touched the cheese, the trap snapped shut on its tail. The mouse ran around in circles, pulling the mousetrap with it. Another story is about a little girl who painted her face like a clown with her mother's makeup. She thought she was going to a circus and started doing circus tricks in the living room. And there's a puppy that chased its own shadow all day long, thinking it was another puppy that was really good at hiding.

Once there was a little boy who thought his dog could talk. Every time he made a noise, he believed the dog was answering him. One day, he asked the dog if he liked his new shoes, and the dog just barked. But the boy said, 'I'll take that as a yes!'

Well, I'm not exactly sure which 'funny bones kids story' you specifically mean as there could be many. But generally, it might be about some funny adventures of kids, perhaps they get into some comical situations at school or during playtime.

A kid named Ben thought he could fly like a superhero. So, he climbed up on a chair, put on a cape, and jumped. Of course, he landed on a big pile of pillows his mom had put there just in case. His mom couldn't stop laughing at his cute attempt.