What are some really hilarious homeowner association stories you've heard?

I heard about a man who had narcolepsy and was at a concert. He was really enjoying the music when he just passed out. His friends thought he had fainted from excitement at first. But when they realized it was his narcolepsy, they just laughed it off. It was a strange but funny sight to see him slumped in his seat while the music blared on.

There was a homeowner association that started a project to renovate the community pool. They levied a large fee on all homeowners to fund it. But then there were mismanagement issues, and the project took way longer than expected. Some homeowners who couldn't afford to pay the extra fees faced legal threats from the association.

Well, there was this incident where the homeowner association decided to have a 'Best Garden' competition. One of the neighbors, an old man, entered with his vegetable patch. He planted huge, misshapen gourds that looked like alien creatures. The homeowner association was so shocked at first but then they all just burst out laughing and he won the 'Most Original Garden' award.

There was a guy I knew who decided to do a food challenge. He ate way too much food in a short time. Of course, he got diarrhea. He was at his friend's house at the time. His friend's dog followed him every time he ran to the bathroom. It was like the dog was curious about what was wrong with him. We all laughed when he told us this story later.

Financial mismanagement is another big problem. For example, they might collect fees for a particular project but then waste the money on unnecessary things or misallocate the funds, leaving homeowners out of pocket.

One story I heard was about a teacher who fell asleep during a student's presentation. The student just kept talking until the teacher woke up with a start and mumbled some random compliment. It was quite funny.

One story I heard was about a man who accidentally walked into the women's restroom. He was so embarrassed when he realized his mistake that he just froze. The women in there were very understanding and just laughed it off.

There was a story about a McDonalds worker who made a burger that looked exactly like a famous painting. It was just for fun during a slow shift. He took a picture of it and it went viral on social media. Customers started asking if they could order 'the art burger'. The management didn't know whether to be proud or worried about this creative outburst. It was a really funny incident that brought a lot of attention to that particular McDonalds.

A friend of mine went on a first date ice skating. He thought he was a great skater but as soon as he got on the ice, he slipped and fell flat on his face right in front of his date. His date was really nice about it though and they ended up having a great time laughing about it.

I heard a story about a guy who was at a wedding. He was so excited to catch the bouquet that he ran too fast, tripped over his own feet, and face - planted right in front of the bride. Everyone was shocked at first, but then they all started laughing.