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Can you share some funny car crash stories?

2024-11-13 07:44
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I heard about a situation where a car's brakes failed on a very slow - speed road. Instead of hitting the other cars, it just rolled into a pile of hay that was beside the road. The driver was unharmed and just sat there in the car surrounded by hay looking a bit shocked at first and then started to laugh.

Well, there was this time a guy was so busy singing along to a song on the radio that he didn't notice the car in front had stopped. He bumped into it gently. When he got out, he was still singing and apologized with a big smile. Everyone was laughing instead of being angry.

Sure. Once, my friend was driving and a squirrel suddenly ran in front of the car. He panicked and swerved into a bush. The car got stuck and he had twigs all over him when he got out. It was hilarious.

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