What are some funny drunk gay stories?

Well, once my drunk gay roommate tried to do a fashion show in our living room at 3 am. He was wearing all these crazy mismatched outfits and strutting around like he was on a Paris runway. It was hilarious.

There's a story about a gay couple who were drunk on their anniversary. They went to a fancy restaurant but were so tipsy that they ended up ordering the wrong food. Instead of the elegant meal they planned, they got a bunch of kids' menu items. But they had a great time laughing about it and sharing their food.

I heard a story where a woman got drunk at a family gathering. She mistook the salad bowl for a hat and put it on her head. Then she started complimenting everyone on their 'fancy hats'. Everyone was in stitches. Drunk moments can be so unexpected and full of laughter.

There was this guy who got drunk and tried to have a serious conversation with a lamp post, thinking it was a person. It was just too funny to watch.

At a Christmas gathering, my drunk gay cousin told us about how he and his partner had volunteered at a local shelter. He was so passionate while sharing this story, even in his drunken state. He talked about how they had made a difference in the lives of those less fortunate, and it showed that his relationship was not just about themselves but also about giving back to the community.

There was this one girl. After getting drunk, she mistook the potted plant in the corner for her long - lost friend. She sat next to it and started having a one - sided conversation about all the things they used to do together. It was so funny to see her being so affectionate with a plant.

I heard about an Indian drunk who mistook a mop for a dance partner. He was at a local bar and the music was playing. He grabbed the mop, which was left by the cleaner, and started dancing with it. He held it close and twirled around as if it was a beautiful woman.

One story could be that at a party, a drunk wife tried to dance on a table thinking it was the dance floor. She was so into the music that she didn't notice everyone was staring at her in shock and amusement until her husband gently pulled her down.

One story could be that at a family reunion, my drunk cousin who is gay started dancing on the table and sharing his coming - out story in a very animated way. Everyone was initially shocked but then joined in the celebration of his openness.

Once, my friend got drunk at a college party. He thought he was a famous singer and started singing really loudly on a table. Everyone was laughing so hard. He even tried to do some wild dance moves and almost fell off the table.