Tell me a small mistake big consequence funny story about pets.

Here's one. A guy was getting ready for a first date. He wanted to look good so he put on what he thought was sunscreen to protect his face from the sun. But it was actually white glue. As he walked to meet his date in the park, his face started to feel strange. When he finally realized, he looked like a mess. His date showed up, saw him, and burst out laughing. A simple mistake of grabbing the wrong product led to a very funny and awkward situation.

The consequence could vary. It could be something as simple as a scolding from parents or as significant as having to make amends and work hard to regain trust and fix the situation.

Once upon a time, there was a big elephant and a small mouse. The big elephant was so huge that it could move big trees with its trunk. One day, the small mouse got stuck in a hole. The elephant used its long trunk to pull the mouse out. From then on, they became friends, showing that big or small, every creature can be important.

A funny small story is about a cat and a dog. The cat was always very lazy and liked to sleep on the warm porch. The dog was very active. One day, the dog found a bone and brought it to the porch to show the cat. The cat just yawned and then rolled over. The dog was so disappointed. But then the cat patted the bone with its paw as if to say 'nice find' and went back to sleep. It was a simple but funny moment between the two animals.

The 'too big to small story' could also be about a physical object. Say there's a really big tree that needs to be moved. It seems too big to handle. But then they break it down into smaller tasks like cutting off branches first, then digging around the roots. They make the big task small enough to be achieved.

Once upon a time, there was a man who thought he could fly. He climbed up on his roof, flapped his arms like a bird, and shouted 'I'm flying!'. Of course, he just tumbled down into a bush. His neighbors saw it all and couldn't stop laughing.

Well, a little boy had a pet turtle. He thought the turtle was lonely, so he put his toy cars around it, believing they were the turtle's friends. He would tell the turtle to go for a drive with its new friends, which was really cute.

I'm not sure specifically which 'Big Simon Small Simon story' you mean. There could be various fictional stories with characters named Big Simon and Small Simon. Maybe it's a story about two friends, one big and one small, who go on adventures together in a magical land. They might face challenges and use their unique qualities, like Big Simon's strength and Small Simon's cleverness, to overcome difficulties.

It could be a financial misstep. Maybe he made a bad investment that put the family in jeopardy.

Sure. A man goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I think I'm a dog.' The doctor looks at him and says, 'Well, lie down on the couch.' The man says, 'I'm not allowed on the couch!'