Can you tell me some really hilarious Thanksgiving Day funny stories?

At a Thanksgiving gathering, the host decided to make a special pumpkin pie. He followed the recipe but got a bit confused. When he served the pie, it was so hard that it could barely be cut with a chainsaw. One of the guests joked that it was a new kind of Thanksgiving decoration rather than a dessert. Everyone had a good chuckle and they ended up ordering a pie from a nearby bakery.

My dog has a habit of trying to bury his poop in the most inconvenient places. One day, he tried to bury it on the concrete patio. He scratched at the hard surface for ages, looking so determined, but of course, he couldn't make a dent. It was so funny to watch his confusion.

Sure. There was a family that invited their new neighbors to Thanksgiving dinner. The new neighbor brought a bottle of wine as a gift. But when they opened it during dinner, it turned out to be vinegar. Everyone was shocked at first, but then they laughed so hard. They still had a great time sharing stories and enjoying the rest of the meal.

A funny story involves a navy ship's communication system. One sailor accidentally sent out a really silly song over the ship - wide radio instead of an official message. The whole crew was confused at first, but then they started to sing along. It became a sort of impromptu concert on the ship and a very funny memory for all.

Well, there was a CNA who was helping an elderly patient get dressed. The patient was a bit stubborn and wanted to wear his pants backwards. The CNA tried to explain that it was wrong, but the patient was insistent. In the end, the CNA let him wear the pants backwards. When the patient saw himself in the mirror, he started laughing so hard and then agreed to put them on the right way.

A woman was making her famous pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving. She accidentally used salt instead of sugar. When the family took a bite, they all made the funniest faces. She was so embarrassed but then they all started laughing. Another story is about a family who set up the Thanksgiving table outside in the garden. But then a flock of birds came and started eating all the food on the table. They had to run around chasing the birds away while trying not to laugh too hard.

A juror got really into the trial and started taking copious notes. But instead of writing important facts, they were drawing caricatures of the lawyers and the defendant. When the deliberations started, they accidentally showed their 'notes' to the other jurors. It was hilarious as the drawings were really well - done but completely inappropriate for a jury setting. Everyone had a good chuckle though and then got back to business.

There was a family that invited their new neighbors over for Thanksgiving. They didn't realize that the new neighbors were from a different culture and had never seen a whole roasted turkey before. When the big, golden - brown turkey was brought to the table, the neighbor's little boy gasped and said, 'Is that a giant chicken?' Everyone burst out laughing and it led to an interesting conversation about different holiday foods.

One Thanksgiving, we had a pet turkey for a short while. My brother thought it would be funny to teach it to follow him around like a dog. So during Thanksgiving dinner, the turkey just waltzed into the dining room and everyone was so shocked and then started laughing. It was a really chaotic and funny moment. There was a lot of commotion as we tried to shoo the turkey out while still laughing our heads off.

In a big family Thanksgiving gathering, the kids decided to put on a play about the first Thanksgiving. But they got all the facts wrong and made up their own version where the pilgrims were superheroes and the Native Americans were wizards. It was a complete mess but the adults loved it and it became the most talked - about part of that Thanksgiving. There were so many giggles and it was a really unique and funny way to celebrate the holiday.