What are some of the most memorable funny newborn baby stories?
One really funny story was about a newborn who, during his first bath, was so startled by the water that he let out a high - pitched squeal. But then, as soon as his mother started singing softly, he calmed down and seemed to enjoy it. It was a mix of funny and heartwarming. There was also a baby who would make a really loud snorting sound when he was sleeping, as if he was imitating a little pig. His parents found it so endearing and it always made them chuckle.
There was a baby who was born with a tuft of hair on the top of his head that stood straight up. No matter how his parents tried to flatten it, it would just pop right back up. It was like he had his own little antenna. And then there was a newborn who, when he was first held by his grandfather, grabbed his grandfather's beard and wouldn't let go. The grandfather's shocked expression and the baby's determination made it a really funny moment. It was a moment that the family still talks about years later.
What are some of the most memorable funny newborn stories?
There was a baby who, when being bathed for the first time, peed right into the warm water. The parents were a bit shocked at first but then they just laughed. And from that day on, they were always extra careful during bath time. The baby's innocent little accident became a funny family story that they still talk about years later. Well, the baby is now a toddler and they love to tease him about his first bath 'flood'.
What are some of the most memorable baby funny hospital stories?
There was this one time when a baby in the hospital was given a small injection. Instead of crying like most babies do, this little one let out a big, long yawn right after the injection. It was as if the injection was so relaxing that it made the baby sleepy. All the nurses were amused by this unexpected reaction.
Can you share some funny newborn baby stories?
Well, there was this newborn who had a full head of hair. When they put a little hat on him for the first time, he somehow managed to wiggle it off within minutes. And when the nurse tried to put it back on, he started making these gurgling sounds that seemed like he was protesting. It was hilarious. Also, a baby girl once yawned so big right after birth that it looked like she was trying to swallow the whole world. It was so adorable.
What are the most memorable funny baby shower stories?
At a baby shower, there was a guessing game about the baby's birth date. One guest was so confident in her guess that she bet she could do 20 push - ups if she was wrong. Well, she was wrong and had to do those push - ups in the middle of the party. It was quite a sight.
What are some memorable funny baby boomer stories?
I remember a story where a baby boomer was trying to use a self - checkout machine at the grocery store. They got so frustrated with all the instructions and prompts that they ended up yelling at the machine, 'I just want to buy my groceries, not solve a puzzle!' It was quite a sight.
What are some good newborn baby bedtime stories?
One popular newborn baby bedtime story is 'Goodnight Moon'. It has simple and soothing words that can help the baby relax. Another is 'The Runaway Bunny', which tells a heartwarming story about a mother's love for her baby. And 'Guess How Much I Love You' is also great, as it expresses deep love in a gentle way.
What are some of the most memorable funny 2020 stories?
Well, the trend of DIY haircuts in 2020 was quite funny. A lot of people attempted to cut their own hair when salons were closed. Some ended up with really strange and uneven hairstyles that they had to live with for a while. It was funny to see their before - and - after pictures on social media.
What are the most memorable funny baby sitting stories you've heard?
One story I heard was about a babysitter who was trying to feed a baby. The baby made a mess with the food, smearing it all over his face and then tried to feed the babysitter with the same spoon. It was really funny.
What are the most memorable funny baby delivery stories you've heard?
I heard about a woman who gave birth in an elevator. The elevator got stuck between floors and the paramedics had to work quickly. By the time they got her out, the baby was already there. Everyone in the elevator was so shocked but also couldn't help laughing at the unexpected situation.
What are the most memorable funny stories of 2020?
In 2020, my local community organized a drive - by birthday parade for a 90 - year - old neighbor. The cars were all decorated with balloons and signs. But one car's balloons got loose and started flying all over the place. It was chaos but also really funny. It made the old man laugh a great deal.