Can you share some stupid school stories?

Sure. Once there was a man who thought his remote control could open his front door. So he stood there for ages, pressing buttons, until his neighbor came out and asked what he was doing. Another one is about a guy who tried to take a selfie with a wild deer. He got too close and the deer chased him all around the park.

Sure. One time, my friend thought that a toaster was a phone charger. He tried to plug his phone into it. Another one is about a guy who put salt in his coffee instead of sugar just because the containers looked similar. And there was this person who tried to open a car door with their house key for a good five minutes before realizing it was the wrong key.

Well, here's one. A friend's wife once tried to cook a big dinner for the family. She was making a roast. But she got distracted by the TV and completely forgot about it in the oven. By the time she remembered, the roast was as black as coal. It was a total disaster but also quite funny in hindsight.

Sure. Here's one. A man tried to catch a fish with his bare hands in a park fountain because he thought it was a magical fish that would grant wishes. Of course, he just got wet and chased the fish away.

I once had a teacher who thought that the capital of Australia was Sydney. When a student corrected him and said it was Canberra, he got really defensive and refused to believe it. He even marked the student wrong on a test for answering 'Canberra'. It was a really stupid mistake for a teacher to make.

Sure. There was a man who tried to open a banana from the wrong end for a long time because he thought it was like a regular fruit with a stem at the top. He only realized his mistake when someone else casually opened one the normal way right in front of him.

Once there was a man who thought his pet turtle could fly. He threw it off the balcony believing it would soar. But of course, the poor turtle crashed. It was a stupid idea that led to a very sad end for the turtle.

Sure. One day, a man thought his cat could fly. So he threw it out of the window. The cat just landed on a big bush and glared at him. Another one is that a guy tried to use a broom to row a boat in the pond because he thought it was like an oar.

Sure. There was this rich kid who once threw a tantrum because his private jet didn't have his favorite brand of champagne stocked. He made the crew land at the nearest big city just to get that champagne, delaying all the other passengers on board.

Sure. Once upon a time, there was a penguin who wanted to be a flamingo. So he painted his feathers pink. But when he went to the flamingo pond, he couldn't swim in the muddy water like the flamingos. He just waddled around looking silly and all the other animals laughed at him. Then he realized being a penguin wasn't so bad after all.