Tell me some hilarious idiot children stories.

A little kid said to his mother, 'Mom, I'm so tired.' His mom asked, 'Why are you so tired?' He replied, 'I've been running up and down the stairs all day.' His mom was confused and said, 'But we live in a bungalow!' The kid just shrugged and said, 'I know, but I still had fun.'

A girl once decided to dye her hair at home without reading the instructions properly. She mixed all the wrong chemicals together and ended up with a horrible, greenish - purple mess on her head. She then had to go to a professional salon to get it fixed, which cost her a lot more than if she had just done it right in the first place.

One hilarious Florida man story is about a man who tried to outrun a police car on a lawnmower. He thought he could escape through the yards but was quickly caught. It was so funny because it was such an odd choice of vehicle for an escape attempt.

The following are a few recommended silly funny novel plots suitable for girls to read: 1. I'm the School hunk's biological mother, by Mo Xike. This novel described a series of hilarious plots that happened after the female protagonist became the school hunk's biological mother. 2. The author of "Promotion, Wealth and Death in the Harem": Snow on Clothes. In the story, the female protagonist experienced a series of funny scenes in the palace after her death. 3. The author of the book, Sword, Smile, and Mushroom, was a group of prisoners. This novel described how the female protagonist kept stepping on mushrooms while holding a sword, which triggered a series of hilarious plots. 4. Dressed as a Little White Flower Female Lead Author: There are green trees in the mountains. In the story, after the female protagonist transmigrated to become the female protagonist of the Little White Flower, a series of funny scenes happened. These novels were all featured by hilarious plots and idiotic female protagonists, which could bring joy and a relaxing reading experience to girls.

On my first day, I was eager to make friends. I saw a group of kids playing a game and asked if I could join. They said yes. But I didn't know the rules at all. So I kept doing things wrong and making the game really chaotic. At one point, I accidentally knocked over a small tower they had built. They all laughed, and instead of being mad, they taught me the rules. It was a really fun and funny start to my school days.

Well, once in high school, I was giving a presentation. I got so nervous that I tripped over my own feet while walking to the front of the class. My papers flew everywhere and I landed right in front of the teacher's desk. Everyone burst out laughing.

There was a boy who practiced his graduation speech so much that he forgot it completely when he got on stage. He just stood there for a full minute, looking blankly at the crowd before finally saying 'Well, I guess I should have practiced less.'

One embarrassing story could be when a little boy was so excited to show his new magic trick in class. He said he could make a coin disappear. But when he tried, he accidentally dropped the coin into his pants and it made a jingling sound all the way down. Everyone burst out laughing.

Once upon a time, a little boy tried to feed his pet dog ice - cream. The dog licked it once and made a really funny face as if it was saying 'this is too cold for me!'.

A little girl was at the zoo. She saw a monkey scratching its armpit. She thought the monkey was waving at her. So she waved back and said 'Hello Mr. Monkey!' very loudly. Then she started to dance in front of the monkey's cage, thinking she was entertaining the monkey. The monkey just stared at her, which made all the people around her laugh.