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Share some funny df stories.

2024-11-13 04:18
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There was a df who thought it was a great idea to try and imitate the dance moves of the birds. So, it started flapping its 'arms' like wings and hopping around in a really comical way. The other animals nearby couldn't stop laughing at this strange sight. It was so funny that even the usually serious old owl had a chuckle. And the df, not realizing how silly it looked, just kept on going with its bird - like dance.

Once upon a time, a df got its foot stuck in a small hole while exploring a new area. It tried to pull its foot out with all its might, but instead, it ended up spinning around in circles. This made its fur all ruffled and it looked like a big, fluffy ball on a merry - go - round. Luckily, a kind - hearted rabbit came along and helped the df get free. The whole incident was quite hilarious and the df learned to be more careful where it stepped.

Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

Reborn in the Seventies: Pampered Wife, Owning some Farmland

The new book is out! Meng Yunhan has been reincarnated back to the time of 'food coupon era', a time when people struggled with food and clothe shortages. But she is not afraid this time around. Equipped with a 'cheat code', she is ready not only to start her own business but also to grab a hold of her stoned-face brother and even support Baozi, her child. Stoned-face brother: "Wife, let's pack up Baozi and leave!" He claims that having a son who is even clingier to his wife than himself is utterly shameless! "Mommy, let's get a new daddy!" Baozi suggests. His daddy, a grown man, is still so clingy to mommy. How disgraceful! Meng Yunhan sighs: They are indeed father and son.
3.5
1075 Chs
My CEO Husband Has Some Issues

My CEO Husband Has Some Issues

"My pants are already off. Stopping now would be a bit redundant, don't you think?" Everyone knew the cool, aristocratic Chairman Li was sick, but only Rong Yan knew the man was problematic and sick in the head. That day, she was accosted at the bedroom entrance. Long arms held her against her will as the man leaned into her ear and whispered, "Marry me." Rong Yan struggled to no avail. Frustrated, she said, "I have a boyfriend of five years." "You mean my son is your boyfriend?" For her baby boy, she was willing to secretly marry this billionaire chairman. From then on, he held the knife for her kills, and poured the gasoline as she set fires. Everyone knew the chairman was possessive and paranoid—and Rong Yan was his bottom line. The five-year-old Li Duidui was at a loss. When Daddy and Mommy fought, was he supposed to help clear up the misunderstanding or close the door on them...
4.8
1019 Chs
Bringing some shocking pranks to the Cultivation World

Bringing some shocking pranks to the Cultivation World

Interviewer: "Immortal Zhou Li, could you tell us why you created the orthodox methods and forged the twelve righteous paths, condensing twelve talismans to resolve ancient and modern disputes?" "Just to liven things up." Interviewer: "Well, I mean, did you reorganize the Great Ming Dynasty and plant the Seven Immortal Gourds based on the laws of myriad spirits, brewing the Spring of Spirit Qi for the glory of mankind or...?" "Just to really liven things up." Interviewer: "No, Immortal Zhou Li, I feel that you've done so much for humanity, for the Immortal Realm, and for Da Ming. Your purpose and starting point should be a bit more noble, such as...?" "Enough already, can't you see? I just wanted to bring some entertainment to the spiritually impoverished Great Ming Dynasty and everyone in the Cultivation World. Here, let's liven things up for everyone." The white-robed immortal pointed a finger, and alongside him, a chaotic and ferocious Ancient God swung indescribable and bizarre tendrils. Then, with a surge forward followed by a backflip, it landed stylishly, all the while muttering the delirious ramblings of an Ancient God. 【Damn, let's go, ignore it!】 "No fun? Who would cultivate without any fun?"
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789 Chs
Two-Faced Husband, Have Some Decency!

Two-Faced Husband, Have Some Decency!

Song Yu, an up and coming architect was supposed to be the fiancée to the second son of the Qi Family... until her family went bankrupt. The engagement was called off and she finally has the freedom to love whoever she wants to! Years later, a twist of fate made her cross paths with the Qi family again. In order to land a prestigious architect role in an upcoming hotel construction project, she had to impress the director of Qilin. Follow Song Yu as she navigates through life and love!
4.5
537 Chs
FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

FUNNY STORIES UNLIMITED

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.
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330 Chs
Superstar Wife : Please Have Some Mercy

Superstar Wife : Please Have Some Mercy

[WARNING! THIS BOOK HAS MATURE CONTENT] Elysia Davies, is a true beauty with many talents. She is not only the top actress in Los Angeles, California but also the lead vocalist of the ever popular girl group 'Spicy Sugars'… Ivan Moore, the handsome CEO of 'Mystic World & Entertainment', is not only the richest business tycoon of the world but also the charismatic member of the famous boy group 'Golden Amigos'… She is a troublemaker, while he is the peacemaker… She is the 'Feisty Queen’ of the industry whereas he is the 'Chill Dude'… She loves to torture people who hold a grudge against her while he is the king of forgiveness only towards those folks who doesn’t target his families… She is the rich spoiled brat while he is the wealthy respectful heir… Simply, she is the Tormentor but he is the Savior… So many differences between both of them yet they had one thing very much common in their lives…'HATE'..!!! They hate each other with every living cell in their bodies… Just a look at each other is enough to flip their mood off. If they were kept in the same place, it could turn even the most peaceful heaven into a scorching hell. In short, they should never be left alone with each other. That could cause chaos and disasters. But the question is, what will happen when these two opposite poles attract? What if the yin and yang, are abruptly tied together by a so called 'Arrange Marriage'? Will the hatred between them overcome all the boundaries and blossom into LOVE? Or, will they still continue as the two sides of coin rather than blooming into the most 'Mismatched Couple'? And, what does their lives have in store for them? A smooth love track or a roller coaster ride with many twists and turns? --- “I don’t like to walk on flowers if there are no thorns on them. And I’m no saint nor a forgiver… I’m a witch who can make the hell descend on to the earth, on those who tries to step on me. And there is no ‘mercy' in my scary dictionary. ” Elysia scowled as she glared at him. “Oh, so you’re now a spooky poet too, huh? Then let me also add my own share to your so-called poetry.. I can be the thorn in your flower bed if you wish me to be. Try intriguing my rage, I’ll never set you free. If I unleash my demonic side, you’ll perish in the hell you’ve created. Cause the word ‘mercy’ has never existed.. ” Ivan scoffed at the raging lady, standing in front of him. "Not only you but I can act like the devil too." he smirked with his eyes mocking at her. Elysia huffed in rage as she spouted with her venom filled eyes, “You know what!! I just hate you, Mr. Ivan Moore.” “Trust me…The feeling is mutual, Ms. Elysia Davies!” Ivan spat, chuckling darkly at her… --- “Never have I thought in my life that I’ll fall in love with my biggest foe. Now, she is the sole controller of my heart.” Ivan said inching closer to her. “Who could have imagined that I’ll be head over heels with my nemesis whom I have loathed the most in the past..” Elysia mumbled touching her nose to his. “I love you Sia..” Ivan whispered, pressing his forehead to hers. “I love you too, Ivan..” Elysia muttered as their lips crashed in as they kissed each other passionately, under the vast sea of stars.. --- Hi, this is author here… Thank you for looking into the synopsis. If you liked it then please join the rollercoaster ride of this amazing 'Haters turns lovers' couple by adding this book into your library.. I promise that it will be a full package of drama, love, revenge and many more interesting twists and turns which will lead you to unfold numerous of secrets… No rape and physical abuse… But have lots of face-slaps… I hope, you guys will give it a try… ---- This is my second book… My first book is 'My Heart Beats Only For You'.. If you want, then please check it out too… [P.S.- The cover is not mine.] ---- Discord https://discord.gg/AscctQj Insta @sree_exol
4.8
284 Chs

What are the most memorable funny df stories?

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2024-11-13 10:13

There was a df that was always curious about how the beavers built their dams. So one day, it decided to give it a try. It started dragging big branches and twigs, but instead of building a proper dam, it created a big mess in the middle of the stream. The water started flowing in all sorts of crazy directions, and the df ended up getting soaked. The look on the df's face as it realized what it had done was priceless. And then it tried to fix it, which only made things worse and funnier.

Can you share some details from the'space base df9 story'?

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2024-11-03 09:01

Sorry, I don't have enough information to share details from it as I'm not familiar with this particular'space base df9 story'.

Share some funny if then stories.

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2024-12-03 13:29

Here is one. If a cat could talk, then it would probably complain about how often it has to pose for cute pictures. Because cats seem so independent and yet we always force them into these adorable stances for our own amusement.

Share some 2023 funny stories.

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2024-12-02 14:02

One funny story from 2023 was when my dog chased its own tail and got so dizzy that it just plopped down on the grass looking completely confused. It was hilarious.

Can you share some funny funny stories?

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2024-11-22 15:13

Sure. Once there was a cat that tried to catch its own tail. It spun around in circles, looking so confused. It was hilarious.

Share some funny Sunday stories.

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2024-12-16 21:43

One Sunday, I went to the park. There was a man trying to teach his dog to skateboard. The dog just kept running around in circles instead of getting on the skateboard. Every time the man put the dog on it, the dog would jump off immediately. It was really hilarious.

Share some funny quora stories.

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2024-12-15 10:34

A Quora thread was about embarrassing moments in public. One story was about a guy who went to a fancy restaurant. He accidentally sat on the tablecloth instead of the chair and pulled the whole tablecloth, along with all the dishes, onto his lap when he tried to sit. The look on everyone's face was priceless, and he was so mortified but it made for a really funny Quora story.

Share some christmas funny stories.

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2024-12-14 18:17

There was a little boy who was so excited for Santa to come. He left out cookies and milk as usual. But in the middle of the night, his older sister ate the cookies and drank the milk. In the morning, the boy was so confused when he saw the empty plate and glass, and his sister just couldn't stop laughing.

Share some Bard funny stories.

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2024-12-14 18:03

In a Bard funny story, Bard was creating a story about a clumsy superhero. This superhero would always trip over his cape while trying to save the day. He once flew into a building instead of rescuing a cat from a tree. His attempts at using his superpowers were more comical than heroic, like when he tried to use his laser eyes but ended up burning his own shoes.

Share some funny MJ stories.

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2024-12-14 16:24

Michael Jackson was also famous for his kind heart. Once, he visited a children's hospital. He put on a little show for the kids, doing some of his iconic moonwalk and spins. The kids were so excited and happy. MJ spent a lot of time talking to each child, listening to their stories. His presence in the hospital that day brought so much joy and created a really heart - warming story.

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