Share some funny jokes and stories.

There's a story about an elderly couple. The wife was always misplacing her glasses. One day, the husband found them on her head and said, 'Dear, your glasses have been on a long journey today - all the way to the top of your head!' It's a funny little moment that shows the charm of senior forgetfulness.

Here's a nascar joke. Why don't nascar drivers use the side mirror? Because they like to keep their rivals in the rear view!

Here's a joke. A golfer is in a rough patch on the course. His ball is right next to a big ant hill. He goes to hit the ball and completely misses. His friend says, 'You missed!' He replies, 'No, I was just practicing my putt on the new green.'

Here's one. Santa Claus was having a really bad day. He lost his list of good children and his reindeer were on strike. So he goes to the North Pole pub. He says to the bartender, 'I'm so stressed, I need a drink!' The bartender replies, 'Sorry, Santa, but we don't serve spirits here!'

A story for you. There was a little boy who was very nervous about his first day at school. His mother told him to be brave and that he would make lots of friends. When he got to school, he saw a little girl crying. He went up to her and said, 'Don't cry. I'm new here too. Let's be friends.' And they became good friends. It's a simple but sweet clean story.

Here's another joke. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient chicks? If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy! These jokes are great for sharing during the Thanksgiving celebration.

A funny joke for you. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. Regarding an inspirational story, Helen Keller is a great example. Despite being blind and deaf, she overcame countless difficulties with the help of her teacher. She learned to read, write and speak, and became an inspiration for people all over the world.

Here's a joke. Two gay men were arguing about who was the better cook. One said, 'I can make the most amazing soufflé.' The other replied, 'Well, I can make a quiche that'll make you forget all about soufflés!' And they both ended up laughing and cooking together.

Sure. Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. As for a funny story, once a guy thought his cat could talk. He spent days trying to make it say something, but it just meowed. One day, he left his TV on a talk show and when he came back, the cat was sitting in front of it, looking really interested. He said, 'I knew you could understand!'. But the cat just blinked and went back to sleep.

A mother is like a flower. Every Mother's Day, you should water her with love, not wine... just kidding! Another joke could be: What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up! This is a classic type of joke where we use personification of vegetables to create a light - hearted and funny moment, and it can be shared on Mother's Day to bring a smile.