Can you share some funny classic rock stories?

One funny rock cycle story could be about a little pebble. This pebble started as part of a big mountain. Due to erosion, it got broken off and tumbled down into a river. In the river, it was constantly pushed and rolled around, getting smoother. Then, the river dried up and the pebble was left on the dry riverbed. Later, some construction workers found it and used it to decorate a garden path. So, this little pebble had quite an adventure through the rock cycle.

Sure. There was a time when a rock band was performing outdoors. Mid - concert, a stray dog ran onto the stage and started howling along with the music. The lead singer was so amused that he started petting the dog between verses, and the crowd went wild.

There was a family that had a pet rock as a joke at first. But then they started to have 'rock races' in their backyard. They would set up little courses and cheer on the rock as it 'rolled' down. It became a really fun family tradition and they would tell all their neighbors about their amazing pet rock.

Once, a climber thought he found a great new route. But as he climbed higher, he realized it was just a big crack in the rock that led to nowhere. He had to carefully backtrack while his friends below were laughing so hard. It was quite the comical sight to see him struggling to reverse his steps on the vertical surface.

Sure. One funny story is about a rock band that showed up at the wrong venue for their big gig. They were all set up and ready to play when they realized they were in the wrong place. Another one is a rock star who once tried to do a wild stage dive but landed on a bouncer who wasn't expecting it and they both ended up in a big heap.

There was this classic car that had a really unique paint job. One day, the owner parked it near a park. A group of kids thought it was a car from a movie they saw. They started posing around it like they were action heroes. The owner came out and joined in on the fun, sharing stories about the car's history with the kids.

A famous one is about AC/DC. Their singer, Bon Scott, used to tell the wildest jokes on stage between songs. One time he told a really long and convoluted joke about a kangaroo and a guitar that had the whole audience in stitches. It was completely unexpected but added a unique charm to their shows.

In 'Alice in Wonderland', the Mad Hatter's tea party is quite funny. All the strange characters sitting around the table, talking nonsense and having their own odd rules for the tea party. It's a moment full of absurdity which is really funny.

One horror story is about a climber whose rope got caught on a sharp rock edge during a descent. As he was rappelling down, the rope started to fray. He noticed just in time and managed to stop, but was left stranded on the cliff face for hours until help could reach him. It was a terrifying experience as he could have fallen at any moment.

One great rock climbing story is about Alex Honnold's free solo climb of El Capitan. He climbed this massive rock formation without any ropes or safety gear. It was an incredibly daring feat that pushed the limits of human ability. His focus and skill were extraordinary, and this story has inspired many climbers around the world.