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Tell me a funny story about multitasking gone wrong.

2024-11-13 23:59
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A woman was walking her dog while texting her friend and listening to music. She was so into her text conversation that she didn't notice her dog had stopped to do its business. She kept walking and the leash slipped out of her hand. When she finally realized, she looked back and saw her dog running off in the opposite direction. She had to run after it while still holding her phone and trying to pause her music. It was quite a sight.

Well, a guy was working out at the gym, checking his stocks on his phone and talking to the person next to him. He was doing bicep curls and got distracted by a sudden drop in one of his stocks. He let out a loud 'oh no!' and dropped the weight, which almost landed on his foot. Meanwhile, he had been in the middle of a conversation about the best protein shakes and completely lost his train of thought. His face was priceless as he tried to regain his composure.

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

"After Gu Xin recovered from her illness, she realized that her whole family had changed. His father who was a gambling addict that once almost sold his wife and daughter, also often picked fights after getting drunk. That same father now said that he would not gamble anymore. He wanted to pick up his textbooks and take part in the imperial examinations to give the three of them a happy life. Her mother who was not just efficient, but also detailed and thorough in her work, spent her days holed up in the house, not daring to try anything adventurous. She did not even dare to light a fire and was only fierce to her daughter. That same mother was now suddenly carrying a chopper and facing off debt collectors. Her embroidery was outstanding and she was cold to others, her sister, who never cooked, no longer held the needles. She smiled more and took over all the work in the kitchen. Gu Xin felt that she was dreaming. Apart from the changes in her parents and sister, after she saved a fish, those who scolded her would fall and those who had bad intentions toward her would be unlucky. If she wanted to eat something, living things would come to her door and knock their heads against her door. Even if they were not living things, she could still find them by coincidence. Everything was so wonderful! Of course, it would be great if the young master of the Zhou Family in town did not go crazy. The young master of the Zhou family said that her parents would sell her and her sister would harm her in the future. The young master wanted to take her far away and escape from the Devil's Den. Father Gu, "Where did this little brat come from? I'm nine thousand years old and only a thousand years away from ten thousand years old. Why would I sell my precious daughter?" Mother Gu, "Get lost, you rascal. I'm a strong woman who owns a big business empire. It's not easy for me to have a daughter. Can I bear to do that?" Sister Gu, "Scumbag male protagonist, don't think that I don't know how much of a scumbag you are in your book and how you will hurt my Xiao Xinxin. Pfft!" Young Master Zhou, "How is it different from my previous life? However, no matter how different it is, I won't miss my Xinxin in this life." Gu Xin, "Have you asked for my opinion?"
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Tell me a valentines day funny story about a proposal gone wrong.

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2024-10-28 20:37

A guy thought it would be super romantic to propose during a Valentine's Day horse - drawn carriage ride. But as he was about to pop the question, the horse made a really loud and smelly 'deposit' right there. It was so stinky that they both started laughing and he completely forgot his lines for the proposal for a moment.

Tell me a funny Valentine's Day story that involves a gift gone wrong.

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My friend wanted to give his girlfriend a special Valentine's Day gift. He bought a really cute teddy bear. But on the way to her place, it started to rain and he was in a hurry. He put the teddy bear inside his jacket to keep it dry. When he finally gave it to her, the teddy bear was all wet and smooshed from being stuffed in his jacket. His girlfriend was so amused and they still keep that teddy bear as a funny memory of that Valentine's Day.

Tell me a funny wrong elephant story.

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Once there was an elephant that thought it was a bird. It climbed up a tree and got stuck on a branch. All the other animals were laughing at it. It was so wrong of the elephant to think it could be a bird, but it made for a really funny sight.

Can you tell me more about 'a party gone wrong true story'?

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2024-11-03 16:13

Well, it could be a party where there was too much alcohol and people started getting into fights. Maybe some guests got overly drunk and broke things, or there were arguments that ruined the friendly atmosphere.

Tell me a sad story of a husband and wife in a relationship gone wrong.

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2024-11-28 09:57

A husband started to neglect his wife as he became obsessed with his work. He would often come home late and not communicate with her. The wife felt lonely and unloved. She tried to talk to him but he didn't listen. Eventually, she fell into depression. Their relationship which was once full of love became a sad tale of two people growing apart.

Can you share a multitasking funny story?

1 answer
2024-11-13 20:09

Once upon a time, a student was doing homework, chatting with friends online and watching a movie all at the same time. He was typing away in his chat and writing his math answers. When his friend sent a really funny meme, he laughed out loud. Just then, his teacher on the video call asked him a question about the movie they were supposed to be analyzing for class. He was so caught up in multitasking that he blurted out the name of the actor in the meme instead of the movie. It was hilarious.

Can you share a funny multitasking story?

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2024-11-06 12:13

There was this student who was doing homework, chatting with friends online and watching a movie simultaneously. He was typing away his answers while quickly replying to his friends and glancing at the movie every few seconds. At one point, he got so mixed up that he wrote a line from the movie into his homework. When the teacher asked about it the next day, he told the whole class the story and everyone had a good laugh.

Waxing Gone Wrong: A Funny Story of an Unusual Waxing Incident

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2024-12-14 05:47

I heard about a girl who went for a full - body wax. She fell asleep during the process. The waxer thought she was just really relaxed. But when it was time to remove the wax, the girl woke up suddenly because of the pain. She was so startled that she started flailing her arms and legs. The waxer had to calm her down. It was quite a scene and a really funny story.

Tell me about the movie 'Dog Gone Gone True Story'.

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2024-12-06 05:11

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Tell me a funny story regarding booking a wrong ticket.

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2024-11-30 21:21

My colleague wanted to go to London, UK for a business meeting. He booked a ticket online. However, he somehow managed to book a ticket to a small town in Australia also named London. When he arrived at the airport, he was so confused as to why the flight time was so long. Only when he checked his ticket details carefully did he figure out his mistake. It was quite a laugh for the rest of us in the office.

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