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What are some of the funniest things your ex - girlfriend has ever done?

2024-11-14 12:48
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My ex used to love dressing up our dog in ridiculous outfits. One day, she put a tutu on our bulldog and made it pose for pictures. The dog looked so grumpy but she found it absolutely adorable and it was a really funny sight.

She once entered a dance - off at a local fair. She was so confident but she ended up doing all these wacky moves that were completely off - beat. It was so funny that the whole crowd was laughing. But she didn't care and just kept going, which made it even funnier.

One time, my ex - girlfriend and I were at a concert. She got so excited that she started singing at the top of her lungs, but she was completely off - key. People around us were giving her strange looks, but she was having so much fun that I couldn't help but laugh. It was a really memorable and funny moment.

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Master Xiao, Your Wife Has Reborn

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