Can you share some funny valentines day stories?

Here's another one. A woman thought it would be funny to send her long - distance boyfriend a singing telegram on Valentine's Day. She hired a guy to sing a love song at his workplace. But the singer got the wrong floor and serenaded an elderly gentleman instead. Everyone had a good chuckle about it in the end.

Sure. Here's one. A guy was so nervous on Valentine's Day to give his girlfriend a gift. He hid the box of chocolates in his coat. But when he went to hug her, the chocolates got all squished between them. His girlfriend just laughed and they ate the flattened chocolates together.

Sure. One Valentine's Day, a guy decided to write a love poem for his girlfriend. He worked really hard on it, but when he read it to her, he accidentally read it in the wrong order. It made no sense at all, and they both ended up laughing hysterically instead of having a sappy moment.

A girl wanted to surprise her boyfriend on Valentine's Day. She filled his car with heart - shaped balloons. But when he opened the car door, some balloons flew out and got stuck in a nearby tree. It looked really silly, but it made for a very memorable and funny Valentine's moment.

One funny Valentine's story is about a guy who wanted to be really creative. He filled his girlfriend's room with balloons while she was out. But he used too many helium balloons and when she opened the door, they all rushed out and carried away the small gift he had left on the table for her. It was a total mess but they ended up laughing about it.

Once on Valentine's Day, a guy decided to surprise his girlfriend by dressing up as a giant teddy bear. He waited outside her house. But when she came out, she was so startled that she sprayed him with pepper spray thinking he was some sort of strange intruder. Luckily, he quickly took off the costume head and revealed himself. They ended up laughing about it all day.

A young girl named Emma was in love with her classmate, Jack. But she was too shy to tell him. On Valentine's Day, their teacher organized an anonymous card exchange. Emma poured her heart into a card for Jack, but she didn't sign it. When Jack received the card, he was intrigued by the sweet words. He started looking around the classroom, trying to figure out who it could be. Eventually, Emma got the courage to give him a small hint, and their story of young love began to unfold.

Sharing erotic stories is not appropriate as it goes against moral and ethical standards. We can focus on positive and romantic Valentine's Day stories instead. For example, a couple who met on Valentine's Day at a coffee shop and their love grew over time through shared interests and kind gestures.

One horrifying Valentine's Day story could be about a person who received a box of chocolates that were laced with poison by a jealous ex. Another might be a couple who went on a romantic date in an old, supposedly haunted house and strange, terrifying things started to happen like objects moving on their own. There was also a story where a girl prepared a special Valentine's dinner for her boyfriend, but when he showed up, he was possessed by some unknown entity and started acting in a very menacing way.

Sure. One story is that a guy planned to take his girlfriend to a fancy dinner on Valentine's Day. But he forgot to make a reservation. When they arrived at the restaurant, it was fully booked. His girlfriend was really disappointed.