Is 'dick cant fit erotic story' a proper English phrase?

It's a rather strange and unclear statement. 'Dick' is a vulgar term for male genitalia, and 'erotic story' refers to a story with sexual content. But the combination doesn't seem to have a common, proper meaning. It might be some kind of joke or just a random, improper phrase.

No. It is not a proper English phrase. In standard English, we don't have such a construction that makes logical sense in the normal language use.

Definitely not. A proper English phrase would follow grammar rules and have a more logical construction. 'davemeltzerwon' seems like a made - up or miswritten word, and the combination with 'good story' doesn't form a typical phrase structure. It's more like a random collection of words that lack the proper syntactic connection.

No. A proper English phrase should consist of appropriate words. 'Wife' is a regular term for a married woman and 'deal' can be a valid word in many contexts. But 'creampie' is a very inappropriate and vulgar term. So this 'wife deal creampie story' cannot be considered a proper English phrase.

Definitely not. A proper phrase should follow grammar rules and have a clear semantic meaning. This one is a jumble of words that don't seem to go together in a meaningful way.

Definitely not. It seems like a random or perhaps a very specialized or local usage that doesn't conform to normal English grammar and semantics. English has rules for combining words and phrases, and this doesn't follow them.

No. In standard English, this phrase is not proper. It has an unclear construction and 'go story' is not a valid collocation.

No, it's not a proper English phrase. In proper English, we don't use such combinations that seem both unclear and inappropriate in normal communication.

No. The word 'firsl' is misspelled. It should be 'first'. And even if it was spelled correctly, it's still a rather strange and ungrammatical phrase as it stands without further context to clarify its intended meaning.

No. In proper English, 'daddys' should be 'daddy's' and 'hurtd' is an incorrect spelling. So it is not a proper English phrase.