How can we re - interpret 'nanna loves my teenage cock stories' in a non - vulgar way?

Perhaps we can think of it as a story about some strange or curious action that has been misnamed. Instead of the offensive connotation, we could assume it's about some unique farming practice that has been described in a very wrong and misleading way. So we can try to find a positive or at least neutral farming - related concept to substitute the inappropriate part and make it a more acceptable'story about a farm'.

It could be that 'teenage' is related to a time period in the past when there were tales about a cockerel (cock) on the farm. Nanna loves these nostalgic stories from the speaker's teenage years.

If we look at 'cock' as a rooster, then the stories could be about a husband who wants to start a small poultry farm with roosters. Maybe he's interested in breeding them or just having them for their eggs and beautiful feathers.

One way is to think of it as every male individual having a unique life story related to his gender identity. Just like we all have different stories about growing up, learning about our bodies, and interacting with others based on our gender.

One way is to look at it from the perspective of their family unit. The 'erotic' part could be reinterpreted as their passion for creating a loving and stable home for their kids. Their story might be about how they came together, not in a sexual sense, but in a sense of shared purpose to be great dads. For example, they might have met through an adoption agency and then worked together to give a child a good life.

If we consider 'cock' as a bird, 'feeling cock in stories' could be about the awareness of a rooster within the narrative. It might be related to the role the rooster plays, such as being a symbol of the start of a new day, or it could be part of the scenery where the characters interact with the rooster on a farm or in a rural setting.

Suppose 'cock' is a misnomer for something else. It could be a unique family item that has a strange name within the family. The aunt seeing it might have led to some sort of family anecdote that only they can fully understand. For example, if it was a custom - made object with an odd shape that they humorously named 'cock' for some reason.

We can see 'call her daddy' as a sign of respect for a female figure who is in a position of authority or leadership. For instance, in a business setting, a female boss might be so respected by her team that they jokingly say 'call her daddy' because she is decisive and takes good care of her employees, just like a father would take care of his family.

If it's a made - up phrase, we could try to re - interpret it as a completely absurd or fantastical idea that has no real - world equivalent in proper behavior. For example, it could be seen as a very extreme and out - of - the - ordinary 'creature - human interaction' in the realm of wild imagination, but of course, only in the context of pure fantasy without any improper implications.

If we look at it in a non - vulgar sense, 'huge cock' could potentially be a metaphor for something big like a large possession or a grand idea. And an 'older man story' could be about the experiences, adventures or lessons of an older gentleman.