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A chance to change, challenge destiny, make dreams a reality, and live a legend! A regular man gains a system that allows him to turn into a fish! In the modern world, a young man gains an unconventional system that gives him the power to transform into a fish! With this strange power, he shoots for the stars!

MC dies to a glitch in his world. He was then born into the Transformers Universe. Fell in love and fought transformers. Quick note: Lots of R-18+ scenes so be warned I don't own any of the characters except for MC and a select few. Chapters are going through an extremely fast-paced development until we get some actual content. Lots of technical nonsense is put into this novel so don't trust it nor try it at home, it's just there to make things seem cool. No harem for this one sorry. Slice of Life for the most part until we get some more plot development out or until the second movie. Isn't my proudest/best work as of yet but I will try to improve. Realism is about 50-60% but not completely realistic. Don't expect much stuff to make actual sense in real life. (P.S. The author is Chinese so you may expect some Chinese references here) Again, lots of R-18+ scenes in the beginning since we don't have that much good content according to the storyline and I don't feel like spending tens of chapters making up his autobiography until we reach the transformer events. I'll fill in the gaps here and there so don't worry about that. P.S. I never really went to any of those places in the novel so don't expect some real locations. (4th book, real messy and tons of confusion. Not dropping and will have an increased amount of updates after finishing my 1st fanfic)

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[Rewrite Notice] [Volume 2 {Chapter 37 onwards} is the rewritten version.] [Volume 1 is the first version.] A man wakes up to find himself inside the body of Kaneki Ken. With the little information he has about the world, he navigates his way through the Tokyo Ghoul world.

Foo, a bright young man that happens to be a computer genius, who excels in life by taking shortcuts when possible. If life was a game, he would definitely pick the easiest mode. Exams in school? Just read all the books once, and make sure you don’t forget the contents. Looking for a job? Make sure everyone around the boss knows just how perfect you are for the job. Having others bragging about your excellence is more trustworthy and gives plausible deniability. Quiz time? Let me just start my special search engine's voice recognition. Competing in soccer? Aw, how unfortunate, the opposing team 'somehow' got their clothes filled with itch-inducing powder, leading to a walkover. Playing a FPS game? Well, lets just have my own mouse driver software get some headshots while I watch a movie. It’s perfectly legit, as it just speeds up the response time so that it clicks before I even get to the computer. Gambling sites and online casinos? Data-mining, number-crunching and image recognition! By utilizing computer knowledge, solving problems is easy! Some might get jealous, but hey! Just be like me, and use your brains for once! However, in the modern era, the gangsters and other shady businesses are moving their turfs towards the internet and gaming circles. What happens when they realize that Foo was a threat to their profits? Well, no suspense here, they killed him. That’s the end of story... if you are to believe the god that greets him after his death. However, can this story get a fresh new start when Foo somehow ends up in a game-like medieval fantasy world? Or will the lack of modern tools, like his beloved computers or other modern conveniences, cut his story short yet again? ------------------------------ Also, thanks to SageDrunkKitty and Remteldanmarkius for proofreading the synopsis! Any errors still there are their fault! The fact that I might not have listened on them does not automatically make it my fault, okay?

Suck my nipples now. You can't resist me, can you?" Said Mr. Evidence. His name was Mr. Evidence but he was popularly known as the condom CEO because he owned a condom company that only employed women. Something happened! Which changed his lifestyle completely.