Can you share some funny black eye stories?

My friend has really big eyes. One time he went to a zoo and stared at a gorilla. The gorilla seemed to be really interested in his big eyes and came right up to the glass. My friend was so startled that his eyes got even bigger, which made the whole scene look hilarious.

Well, once my friend got a black eye from a clumsy accident. He was running in the house and tripped over his dog's toy, then hit his face on the corner of a coffee table. It was quite a sight, his eye swelled up immediately and turned blackish-blue over the next few hours.

One famous 'black eye' story could be the story of Muhammad Ali getting a black eye during one of his boxing matches. His opponent managed to land a punch that gave him a black eye, but Ali still fought on with great determination.

Once, my friend Tom got a black eye in a very funny way. He was trying to imitate a karate move he saw on TV. He swung his arm too wide and accidentally hit himself in the eye. It swelled up, but we all had a good laugh about it later.

Sure. There was a black cat who thought he was a dog. He would chase his own tail just like a dog does. Every time he did it, his owners would laugh so hard. It was really a funny sight.

My neighbor was doing some home repairs. He was holding a hammer and turned around too quickly. The hammer swung and bumped his own eye. He looked so silly with that black eye for days. It was like he had a strange new accessory.

Sure. Once, a black bear tried to steal honey from a beehive. It climbed the tree so clumsily that it almost fell several times. When it finally reached the hive, the bees swarmed out and chased it away. The bear ran with its paws waving in the air, looking really comical.

In a small town, there was a miserly old man who was known for hoarding his money. One night, while he was counting his coins by candlelight, he accidentally knocked over the candle and set his money pile on fire. In his panic to save his money, he tripped and fell into the fire, dying in the process. It's a darkly funny story about the consequences of greed.

One funny black history story is about the Underground Railroad. While it was a serious and dangerous system to help slaves escape, there were some humorous tales of how the conductors and the escaping slaves outwitted the slave catchers. For example, some conductors would use disguises and misdirection. They might dress as preachers and lead a group of 'parishioners' (the escaping slaves) right past the slave catchers, who were none the wiser. Another story involves Booker T. Washington. He once told a story about how he was learning to read as a child. He would hide his books and study in the most unexpected places. One time he was so engrossed in reading while hiding in a closet that he didn't hear someone come in, and when he was discovered, he just looked up with a big grin, which made the person laugh instead of scold him.

One funny black emoji story could be about the face with tears of joy emoji. A group of friends were texting about a really cheesy joke someone told. One friend sent the joke and another immediately replied with the face with tears of joy emoji in black. They then started a whole conversation about how that black version of the emoji made the reaction seem even more intense, like they were laughing so hard they were turning black from lack of oxygen. It became an inside joke among them.