What are the most memorable funny car salesman stories you've heard?

A really funny one was when a woman went to buy a car. She told the salesman she wanted a car that was easy to park. So he showed her a tiny electric car. She sat in it and her knees were up to her chin. She looked like a clown in a circus car. It was hilarious and she decided it wasn't for her.

There was a situation where a car was following a parade. The driver got distracted by the performers and didn't notice the parade had stopped. He gently bumped into the float in front of him. Instead of getting angry, the people on the float started laughing and invited the driver to join the parade for a bit. It was such an unusual and funny encounter.

A memorable story is of a car salesman who had a customer who was a bit of a know - it - all when it came to cars. Instead of getting defensive or trying to out - talk the customer, the salesman listened carefully. He then added in his own knowledge where it was relevant and pointed out some features the customer hadn't considered. This made the customer respect the salesman and he bought the car. It shows that listening is key in sales.

A friend told me that in her office, there was a whiteboard with everyone's tasks. One day, someone accidentally erased all the tasks and drew a big, goofy face instead. When the manager came to check, he couldn't help but laugh. They then had to quickly rewrite all the tasks while still chuckling about the face.

One memorable story is about a group of players in an RPG. They were exploring an ancient tomb. One of the players, who was a thief character, accidentally stepped on a pressure plate that was supposed to release a trap. But instead, it played a really loud and goofy song. All the mummies in the tomb started dancing to it. It was so strange and funny.

A really memorable one was about a kid learning to walk. He was waddling around like a little duck. His parents were trying to encourage him and he took a big step forward, but then his diaper slipped down a bit. He just stood there looking confused while everyone around him was in stitches.

There was a story about a couple at a buffet. The woman was on a diet and the man kept teasing her by bringing her huge plates of food. She got so mad at him but in a really comical way.

I remember a server story where a user was so excited to share their new pet's picture, but they uploaded the wrong file which was just a really blurry and unrecognizable mess. We all guessed what it could be, from a mythical creature to a new kind of abstract art. It was really funny.

I heard about a waitress who accidentally tripped while carrying a tray full of drinks. But instead of getting upset, she just started doing a little dance on the floor as if it was part of the show. The customers loved it and even tipped her extra.

A boy once confessed his feelings to a girl by dressing up as a pizza delivery guy and when she opened the door, he said 'I'm not just delivering pizza, I'm delivering my heart'. It was so unexpected and funny.