Tell me some funny car salesman stories.

There was this one car salesman who was trying to sell a family van. A couple with four kids came in. The kids were running around and being noisy. The salesman said, 'This van is perfect for your family. It has enough space for the kids to run around even when you're on the road!' Everyone burst out laughing, and it actually helped him close the deal.

Another success story is about Mike. Mike was really good at using social media to promote the cars he was selling. He would post pictures and videos of the cars, along with detailed descriptions. One day, a person saw his post from a far - away city and was so interested that he made a special trip to the dealership just to buy the car Mike had posted. Mike's ability to use modern marketing techniques really paid off.

A car salesman had a customer who was convinced that a small compact car could tow a large boat. The salesman tried to explain that it was impossible, but the customer wouldn't listen. Finally, the salesman said, 'Sir, if this car could tow your boat, I'd let you tow me along with it!'

Once, a guy was driving and his dog suddenly jumped onto the steering wheel. The car swerved into a field full of hay bales. Instead of getting angry, the driver just laughed as his dog looked so confused. And the car just had a few scratches from the hay.

Once, my friend got car sick on a long road trip. He turned green and as soon as we stopped, he ran out of the car and puked right into a bush. But the funniest part was that a little squirrel was in that bush and it got so startled that it ran up a tree chattering all the way.

One horror story is when a car salesman promised a car was in perfect condition. But after the customer bought it, the engine started making strange noises within a week. Turns out, the salesman knew about the engine issue but hid it to make the sale.

Once there was a sexy salesman named Jack. He sold high - end fashion. His charm and good looks often attracted female customers. They would buy things just because of his presentation and his dashing smile.

Once, my friend was driving an old classic Mustang. The car made this really loud rattling noise every time he hit a bump. He thought it was just part of the car's charm. But then, as he was driving on a country road, a small animal ran in front of the car. He slammed on the brakes, and suddenly, a loose bolt flew out from under the dashboard and hit him on the head. It was painful but also really funny in hindsight.

A man was driving and his GPS malfunctioned. It told him to turn right into a field. He, for some reason, trusted it and drove right in. He hit a small wooden fence and his car got stuck. When the farmer came, he couldn't believe what he saw. The driver sheepishly explained about his GPS. Fortunately, no one was hurt and the car was later towed out. This shows how blindly following technology can sometimes lead to these really unusual car accident situations.

I heard about a car salesman who accidentally locked himself in the trunk while demonstrating the car's security system to a customer. He was banging on the trunk and shouting for a while until the customer found the key to let him out. It was really hilarious.