Can you recall any extremely funny DBD stories?

At a circus performance, there was a clown who asked an audience kid to help him with a juggling act. The kid was so eager that he started grabbing the balls from the clown's hands before the clown could even start. As a result, the clown had to chase the kid around the stage to get the balls back. This unexpected turn of events had the whole tent roaring with laughter. The kid was having the time of his life and the clown played along beautifully, making it a very memorable and funny moment.

I attended a wedding once. I was sitting at the table during the reception and thought the bread plate next to me was mine. So I started buttering it up and taking big bites. Then I noticed that everyone was looking at me strangely. Turns out it was the plate for the person next to me. I apologized profusely and it was really embarrassing, but now it's a funny memory. It taught me to be more careful about whose plate is whose at formal events.

Sure. There was a situation where an Xcom engineer was trying to repair a piece of equipment during a battle. But in his haste, he accidentally activated a self - destruct sequence on a nearby vehicle. The panicked look on his face as he tried to figure out how to stop it was really funny. Luckily, another teammate with better tech skills managed to override it just in time.

Sure. I remember when I first learned to ride a bike. I was so wobbly and I rode straight into a fence. The fence didn't break but I got tangled up in it and my bike was on top of me. It was quite a sight and my family couldn't stop laughing.

Sure. I went on a holiday to a safari park once. As we were driving through, a monkey climbed onto our car. It started making faces at us through the window. It even tried to open the door handle as if it wanted to join us inside the car. We were all laughing so hard.

A Shadowrun group was infiltrating a high - rise building. The infiltrator, who was known for his stealth skills, managed to get into the elevator shaft. But as he was climbing up, his foot slipped and he started sliding down. He grabbed onto a cable to stop himself, but it set off an alarm. To cover up, the mage quickly cast an illusion spell to make it look like a janitor had accidentally hit the alarm while cleaning. The whole situation was quite funny and they managed to still complete their mission.

My friend once told me about a man who was carrying a large, framed picture of himself. The frame was made of metal and it looked really odd on the X - ray. The security guards thought it might be some sort of hidden compartment or something. He had to take it out and explain that he was just bringing it to his new apartment overseas. It took quite a while to sort out.

One Halloween, a girl dressed as a witch. She had a broomstick with her. While she was walking on the sidewalk, a gust of wind blew the broomstick out of her hand. It flew into a tree. She then tried to climb the tree to get it back, looking just like a clumsy witch. Her parents watched and laughed, and she ended up having a great time.

Sure. There's a story where a Freemason was giving a speech during a special event at the lodge. He accidentally tripped on his own robe while walking up to the podium. Instead of getting flustered, he made a joke about how the lodge's floors were so shiny they were trying to make him fall. The whole place erupted in laughter and his speech went on smoothly after that.

Sure. There was a foster parent who had a little girl who was obsessed with making forts. One day, she used all the sheets in the house to build a huge fort in the living room. When the foster parent came home, they couldn't even find the couch. But instead of getting mad, the foster parent joined in and they had a 'fort party' inside with snacks and stories.