What should one do if someone starts to tell a story about'my cock was twitching in front of everyone'?

No. Such stories are highly inappropriate and violate social norms of decency. This kind of description involves private and vulgar content that is not suitable for public discussion or sharing.

Your description involves vulgar and inappropriate content, so I can't provide relevant stories.

Politely ask them to stop. Say something like 'I don't think this kind of story is appropriate. Let's talk about something else.'

If a woman encounters such a situation, she should quickly get to a safe location away from the person. She should not try to confront the person directly as it might be dangerous. After that, she can contact the police and describe the situation accurately. Additionally, she might want to talk to a counselor or someone she trusts about the incident to deal with any possible emotional distress.

One should firmly stop her and tell her that this kind of story is inappropriate. For example, you can say 'This is not a proper topic, please stop.'

First, immediately interrupt her and express your discomfort. You could say 'Sister, this is really inappropriate. We are family and we should focus on positive and clean conversations.' Then, it might be a good idea to have a conversation about the boundaries of appropriate family communication at a later time, explaining why sex - related topics are not acceptable in this context.

Chickens in general could be part of such a story. Whether it's a hen or a young chick, their cocks (combs) might twitch. For example, a hen could twitch its cock (comb) when it's about to lay an egg as a sort of pre - laying signal, or a chick might twitch it when it's cold and trying to warm up by increasing blood flow to the comb.

One possible plot for a 'cock twitching story' could be centered around a young boy who is visiting his grandparents' farm. He notices a particular hen that has a cock (comb) that twitches a lot. He becomes fascinated by it and decides to observe the hen closely. As he does, he discovers that the twitching seems to be related to the hen's search for food. Whenever it spots a potential food source, its cock (comb) twitches more vigorously. So the boy starts to help the hen find food by following the twitching pattern.

Interrupt the person right away and say something like 'We don't really like this kind of story here.'

Tell them firmly that they should not be sharing such personal and inappropriate information. If possible, remove the person from the situation where they might continue to spread such stories. Also, it might be a good idea to inform the wife about what has been happening so she can take appropriate action if she wishes.