How can one prevent being caught in an embarrassing situation like jacking off from being discovered by family members?

Transmigrating into the novel, [The Emperor of Luck] Gu Xia received the despair villain system and became a small villain who is destined to be face slapped by the protagonist then eventually killed. Having been through the plot thousands of times and being failed by the system every time, he finally snapped. "System! What did I do wrong this time!?" [Host, please calm down... There has been an error in the world that I have no control over. As an apology I can grant you extra rewards once you complete the plot!] Gritting his teeth and having bloodshot red eyes Gu Xia finally had enough. [I quit being the villain! Fuck the plot, fuck the heroine's, fuck the protagonist, fuck everyone, I just want to live my life without being face slapped! I QUIT!] Unknowing to him all of the heroines could now hear his inner voice… -------------------------------------- Schedule: 7 chapters/week (unless I'm ill or something happens) Chapter Length: 1000 - 1500 words. No NTR nor will the MC have any of his harem members cucked at any point in the novel! If you get offended easily... This is not your kind of novel! -------------------------------------- More powerstones/support= I write more!

When Lin Chu met the ridiculously rich and affluent Yan Beicheng, she did not expect him to act like an immature hooligan, shameless in every way whenever they bumped into each other. Yet, every encounter had him come to her rescue, from saving her from the humiliation of watching her ex-boyfriend marrying her adopted sister, to whisking her away from petty colleagues and lecherous clients.Whether this is true kindness remains to be seen, as he never forgets to take advantage of her whenever he can. Is there something between them or is he just having fun with her?

[Dropped] Alexander is in a moment of total despair at the news of his family's death, he decides to leave his apartment to clear his mind, but this idea leads him to his death, but there was no end to him. There was no light at the end of the tunnel with his family waiting for him. He reincarnated like a cat inside an egg as if it were a joke, but he wakes up and realizes that now his environment is no longer the sweet earth he had known for his entire life. With his recent family dead and with his second life, Alexander has no choice but to pretend he is fine for his own good and move forward in this new unknown and hostile world. Alex will venture into a fantasy world that is not very friendly and will show you that the world was never made for the weak, Alex will not have another that place the other cheek before the events he will suffer, but he will not remain silent while receiving the blows. -- Somewhere unknown a drunk man looks scared at a cat in front of him, the man does not know if he really heard the cat speak or is too drunk that he has begun to hallucinate. "My fluffy legs are deadly weapons... and you don't want me to try them on you," said a cat through telepathy. . .

Synopsis: A Man from a slightly weird world died, And found himself in the void, Boundary or something like that, as there is nothing there, and roamed in that place for an uncountable amount of time, maintaining his sanity was the only thing he could do, while also thinking about his life. After an uncountable amount of time, a flash of light appeared in front of him, and from that, an Old Man(?) came out, and gave him the choice, as to become strong by going to God Realm or to travel Various World. Of Course, the nearly insane man chooses the Second Option and goes on his journey to become, the STRONGEST, while also finding the truth about his own life, and traveling the infinite realms.

The King of Sin has returned.~ 18+

Abandoned by his family, Hyoudou Issei rose through the ranks until he became the strongest. This is the story of The Perfect Being. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ OVERPOWERED MC! HUGE HAREM! R-18 CONTENTS! NO YURI! _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Happy Reading :)