Funny McDonalds Employee Stories: Share Your Experiences

There was this one instance at a museum. I was standing near an exhibit, looking at it intently. A family walked up and the mother asked me if I could explain the significance of the piece. I politely said I was just a visitor. But she gave me this look like she thought I was lying. It made me feel so awkward. I guess it's because I was standing still and looking like I was knowledgeable. However, it really put a damper on my day as I then felt self - conscious about just being in the museum.

There was a new employee who was always on his phone during work hours. He would take personal calls and text constantly, completely ignoring his tasks. It was really unprofessional and distracting for the rest of us. We tried to talk to him about it, but he just didn't listen.

Once I went to the McDonald's drive - thru. I ordered a Big Mac meal. When I got to the window, the cashier was wearing a really big clown nose and started telling really bad jokes. He said, 'Your Big Mac is so big, it could be a Big Map leading you to the land of deliciousness!' It was so silly but made my day.

One time, my friends and I were at a music festival. We were all feeling the positive vibes from the MDMA. There was this one guy who started dancing like he was in his own little world. He was doing the silliest moves, like trying to moonwalk but ended up falling on his bum. We all laughed so hard and it just added to the amazing and fun atmosphere of the festival.

One funny gynecology story I heard was about a patient who was so nervous before her exam that she started reciting nursery rhymes to calm herself down. When the doctor walked in, she was in the middle of 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star' and the doctor joined in for a moment to ease her tension.

Sure. One funny story is about a little kid who thought the Ronald McDonald statue outside was a real person and tried to have a conversation with it. He was asking it all sorts of questions like 'Do you like ice cream too?' and waiting for an answer. Another one is when a customer accidentally ordered a 'McGiraffe' instead of a 'McGriddle' and the cashier just played along and said 'Sorry, we're all out of McGiraffes today!'

Well, once my girlfriend and I were watching a really serious movie at home. Out of nowhere, she let out this little toot. We both just burst into laughter because it was so unexpected during that intense movie scene.

One funny story I heard was about a little boy at his First Communion. He was so nervous that when it was time to take the wafer, he accidentally sneezed right as the priest was about to place it in his mouth. Everyone had a good laugh, including the priest who just calmly waited for the boy to compose himself and then continued. It was a moment of unexpected humor in such a solemn occasion.

At school, I had a teacher who was always worried about me having low blood sugar during exams. One time, she made such a big fuss about it that she accidentally knocked over a whole stack of papers while trying to get my glucose tablets. We all had a good laugh about it later.

When I hit puberty, I had a growth spurt. But I wasn't used to my new height. I kept bumping into things. One time, I walked straight into a glass door because I misjudged the distance. I thought there was more space between me and the door. My friends still tease me about it to this day.