Can you share some funny friendship short stories?

My friend Lisa and I once went shopping. She tried on this huge, puffy dress that made her look like a giant marshmallow. She started doing a goofy dance in the dressing room and we both couldn't stop laughing. Then, when we were paying, she realized she left her wallet at home. So I had to pay for her stuff, but we still joke about that day and how ridiculous she looked in that dress.

Sure. There was once two friends, Tom and Jerry. They both liked the same girl in school. Jerry told the girl some false rumors about Tom just to make himself look better in her eyes. Tom was really hurt when he found out. Another story is about two best friends who were supposed to start a business together. One of them secretly took all the business plans and started the business alone, leaving the other friend high and dry.

A friendship short story could be about Mike and David. Mike moved to a new town and was lonely at first. David, who was his neighbor, invited him to play basketball. Mike was not very good at it, but David patiently taught him. Over time, they became inseparable. They had each other's backs through good times and bad, like when Mike's family had financial problems and David was there to support him, and when David got injured, Mike took care of him.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one is that a snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked what happened, the snail said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There was a man who went to the doctor. He said, 'Doctor, every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.' The doctor said, 'Well, I'm not sure what's wrong with you, but I think you're seeing Disney.' Well, here's another. A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

There was a lady who bought a parrot from a pet store. The parrot was always cursing and using bad language. She tried everything to make it stop. One day, she put the parrot in the freezer for a few minutes. When she took it out, the parrot shivered and said politely, 'I'm sorry for my bad language. I will be a good parrot now.' The lady was so surprised at how well this worked.

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Sure. Here is one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.