Tell me some funny dad joke stories.

Here's one. A dad says, 'I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!' Another is, 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.'

Here's one. A dad says to his son, 'I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!'

A dad says, 'I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Here is a joke story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper! Because elves are often associated with wrapping presents and if they sing, they can be called a 'wrapper' in this humorous play on words. This joke is really popular among kids during Christmas time as it combines the idea of elves and singing in a very silly way.

A guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, 'You need to stop masturbating.' The guy asks, 'Why?'. The doctor replies, 'Because I'm trying to examine you!' This is a bit of a silly and clean joke.

One time, my dad was in charge of taking me to school. He got distracted by a really cool looking car on the road. Before he knew it, he had missed the turn to my school. He was so embarrassed when he realized his mistake. But it has become a funny family story now.

One day, a bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' This is a really funny joke story that always makes people laugh.

Here's a funny one. A Scottish man walks into a pub and orders a whisky. The bartender says, 'That'll be 3 pounds.' The Scotsman says, '3 pounds? I could get a whole bottle for that at the shop down the road!' The bartender says, 'Well, you can go there then.' The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, but I don't have a glass there.'