What does 'mommy helps with my cock stories' mean? It seems rather inappropriate.

I was a genius in the Earthen Plane. I was a cripple in the Spiritual Plane. I was dead in the Cloud Plane. After experiencing death in the form of dragon sneeze, I find myself back in my room in Earthen Plane where I was a genius. I had been too focused on training myself in the past life. Now that I've been given a second chance, I should just enjoy my life to the fullest extent! Instead of locking myself up in my room to cultivate, take in a few disciples so they can help take care of me! Easy life is best life! The other Planes suck anyway, I'll just lay back here and relax! All I need to do is to teach my dear disciples on the things I've learnt while they take care of me! Huh? What do you mean one of my disciples destroyed the Sinister Demon Sect last night? Do you not see how she's here massaging my shoulders now? There's no way my disciple could have obliterated the all-powerful Xi Family, can't you see she's obediently pouring tea for me over there? You must be delusional to even suggest my disciple could have flattened the impassable Death Mountains, just look at how cute she is taking a nap under the cherry blossom tree. What do you mean my cute disciples are Yanderes? *** Notes: Side Stories in "My Cute (Yandere) Disciples' Side Stories" If you're here for the R18 tag expecting adult scenes, know that this was a decision I made quite late into writing this so the scenes only come up very late into the story. One or more of the disciples may or may not have a tragic (depending on personal opinions) backstory that may or may not offend/disturb some readers (depending on your personal opinions/mental fortitude/openmindedness/morality/sexual orientation/real world knowledge/political agendas/reaction if someone gave you lemons/view on whether the Earth is flat or round, which I personally think it's neither and is actually a donut nom nom nom) which may or may not affect the rest of the story significantly. Consider yourself sufficiently warned. Story inspired from "My female disciples are scary" by feeling_tired Cover is done by the really awesome Lumi! Buy me tea (because I prefer tea over coffee): https://ko-fi.com/draekai You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

DICARI!!! Seorang perempuan muda, usia tidak lebih dari 23 tahun, cantik, menarik, mulus, dan belum pernah menikah alias masih perawan untuk melahirkan minimal 3 anak. Akan dinikahkan dengan seorang billionair tua dan cacat. Kompensasi berupa uang 100 juta perbulan sampai melahirkan 3 anak. Dan kompensasi perceraian berupa uang 1 milyar, 2 apartemen mewah, dan 1 kendaraan mewah. Calista Ardiningrum menghela nafas panjang membaca sebuah postingan di akun IG maklampir, sebuah akun gosip yang memiliki jutaan follower dan beritanya selalu tajam aktual namun belum dipastikan kepercayaanya. Ribuan komentar beragam ada yang menertawakan, mengejek, mencemooh, bahkan ada yang menghina sampai ke urat. Calista adalah seorang mahasiwi jurusan keguruan sebuah universitas negeri ternama di Jakarta yang juga bekerja paruh waktu sebagai office girl di sebuah perusahaan multinasional ternama di ibukota demi membiayai kuliahnya sendiri. Dia juga anak rantauan dari kota gudeg yang ayahnya hanya seorang tukang becak dan ibunya penjual jamu gendong keliling. Calista anak pertama dari 2 bersaudara. Adik laki-lakinya masih menyandang status pelajar SMK yang setelah pulang sekolah menyambi jadi pengamen di sekitar stasiun Tugu ataupun sepanjang jalan Malioboro. Tapi, kenapa dia sampai begitu perhatian dengan postingan dari akun gosip tersebut? Karena tiba-tiba ibunya menelepon kalau ayahnya menjadi korban tabrak lari sebuah mobil yang tidak diketahui pemiliknya. Kini ayahnya masuk ICU dan harus membayar puluhan juta untuk biaya operasi. Calista tidak tahu harus meminjam kemana karena uang sebanyak itu tentu saja tidak akan mudah didapatkan dalam waktu singkat. Sedangkan, phak rumah sakit berkata semakin cepat uangnya tersedia maka operasi pun akan secepatnya dilakukan. Apakah Calista akan mengorbankan hidupnya demi menolong ayahnya? Temukan jawabannya di novel ini .... *** Terima kasih untuk semua readers yang bersedia meluangkan waktunya membaca novel kedua saya, yang kemungkinan besar akan hadir dalam versi bahasa Inggris juga. Author selalu setia menunggu komen, vote power stone, dan gift yang teman-teman berikan di setiap chapternya. Silahkan menikmati karyaku lainnya: 1. Cinta Tak Berbalas 2. Angel's Blue Eyes 3. Tetaplah Bersamaku! 4. My Lovely and Sassy Wife 5. Runaway Ex-Wife

[Mommy Villainess (The Lady with the Crab Mallet)] *** [Original book cover. Artwork by Artist Michiro for WN Author sola_cola.] *** In Tilly's past life, she was a villainess who neglected her husband and son for power. Then, the "real woman of the prophecy" came and took them away from her. When she failed to seize the throne for herself, she was executed for all the crimes she committed. Then, came her rebirth. She wants to meet her son again so she vowed to be a good person this time. Good enough to seduce Captain Kiho--- her husband in her past life. But soon, she realized that flirting with the captain is the least of her worry. After all, she discovered that her "evilness" in the past was caused by the true villain--- someone who wanted her dead to steal the special power that she didn't know she possessed. Power that has something to do with the Four Ancient Beasts of the Moonchester Empire: The Red Phoenix, the Blue Dragon, the Golden Tiger, and The Black Serpent. Apparently, she's the Beast Priestess... ... and her lineage isn't supposed to exist anymore. Because of her blood, there are people who want her gone. So now, aside from having a happy life with Kiho and their son, she has a new goal: to burn down the b*tches who want to ruin her family again. *** [EXCERPT] *** [‘Why am I so horny tonight?’] Tilly thought to herself while sucking the crab leg suggestively. And then, she noticed that Captain Kiho gulped while staring at her mouth. [‘Ah, I’m not the only who’s hot and bothered here.’] She didn’t know if it was the alcohol in her system or her desperation to have a child… … but she suddenly felt like flirting with him. They were bound to get married and have a child together anyway. “Captain,” said Tilly as soon as she pulled the crab leg out of her mouth. “I can clearly see that we’re both attracted to each other. Shall we spend the night together?” Kiho remained pokerfaced but she saw panic cross his now glowing yellowish eyes. Ah, the captain was flustered. “My lady, you seem to be really drunk.” She walked towards him and when he didn’t move an inch, she stood in front of him and looked up at him with a grin. “Captain, are you the type of man who will only sleep with his betrothed?” “That seems to be the case, my lady.” He said that as if he was forcing the words out of his mouth. Plus, she could see in his eyes that he was conflicted– that it was hard for him to reject her. [‘Aw, I didn’t know that I have this kind of effect on my ex-husband.’] Or perhaps she just didn’t pay attention in the past. “Captain, I have a solution to your problem,” said Tilly in a playful voice. Then, she stood on her toes and whispered in Kiho’s ear. “Let’s get married.”

In the most cliched fashion, a giant truck-kun smashed into my World, killing everyone with it. And in the next most cliched event, I was given a second chance in life by the gods to live another life in a world of swords, magic and dragons! It’s literally a dream come true! Be a hero? Who has the time?! Conquer the world? Like hell I’ll do something so troublesome! Diving into dungeons, exploring ancient ruins and meeting all the weirdos of the world? Sign me right up!! I’m only interested in travelling the world to find the most interesting materials I can use to write the best story I can! I’ll show you my creativity and dazzle this new world with the stories I’ll write! I’ll fight with dragons, swim with krakens, wrestle giants, eat all the cakes and bed the beauties! Time to live this life however I want! Eh? A psycho is running around the world saying that they are the hero who will slay the demon lord? Why is there such a crazy person? There’s someone out there threatening the world with nukes? How did they even find out how to make those? Some crazy hobo is going into other people’s houses to smash pots to look for money? That guy really must be crazy. What Do You Mean There Are Other Transmigrators In My Harem Fantasy? ----- [Character Creation:] [Gender:] [Male] [Female] >[Futa] *** Notes: Any R-rated scenes will be denoted by a '*' followed by an 'R' with the number of 'R's showing how much of it is R-rated. '*R' would be around 25%, '*RR' would be about 50% and '*RRR' would most likely be the entire chapter. You can join our discord through this link: https://discord.gg/CRrb56c

Everyone knew that after the young lady Miss Shen was abandoned by a wild man, she became self-indulgent and fell pregnant without marrying. After she was driven out of her house, she fell into a state of despair. The infamous Shen Ruojing, however, appeared at the birthday banquet of the Chu family’s old madam. Everyone taunted her. “The ones who send millions in gift money sit at one table, while those who send tens of millions in gift money sit at the other.” “Miss Shen, how much did you give?” The crowd waited for her to make a fool of herself, but Shen Ruojing pulled out an adorable little boy from behind her and said, “Excuse me Madam, which table will your eldest grandson sit at?” *** Both mother and son were brought into the Chu family, and Shen Ruojing wanted to spend her daze lazing about, but was met with rejection from the family in various ways. “We have first-class hackers, music masters, tech experts… Everyone is well-known in this family. What do you bring?” Shen Ruojing rubbed her chin. “Well, all of those things you mentioned… I know a little bit of everything.” Her three adorable babies stood beside her and nodded in unison, “We can testify that Mommy does know a little bit of everything!”

A huge scandal rocked the Qi family. Young Miss Qi gave birth to triplets before she was married! After being driven out of the Qi family, Young Miss Qi lived with her three children, but she became unbelievably lucky. Good news never stopped coming! She would find money on the road. Handsome hunks fell for her. She also had help from powerful people. Those who had looked down upon her were envious of her good luck. Not only were the three children intelligent and cute, but they also hunted for prospective husbands for their mother! The matchmakers fought among themselves to find a match for the woman, and her house could not fit all those suitors! When someone from the Imperial Capital came and saw the three children, they gasped. "Eh? Why do these children look like the master of the family…?" Why would a young lady from a rural village have any relation with an official from the capital?