What are some funny true Thanksgiving stories from your experience?

I heard of a family that invited their neighbors over for Thanksgiving. The neighbor's dog sneaked into the house and managed to steal the whole turkey right off the table while everyone was in the other room getting drinks. When they came back and saw the empty platter, they were shocked at first, but then they burst out laughing when they saw the dog outside with the turkey in its mouth. They ended up ordering Chinese food instead.

Our family had a Thanksgiving where we invited a lot of relatives. We had planned to seat everyone in the dining room, but we miscalculated the space. When everyone showed up, it was so crowded that some people had to sit on stools in the hallway just to be part of the dinner. And passing the food around was like a crazy obstacle course. It was a total disaster but made for some great memories.

I heard of a family that every Thanksgiving, their dog would steal the turkey leg right off the table when no one was looking. One year, they set up a hidden camera to catch the culprit. When they watched the footage later, they saw the dog not only take the leg but also try to drag the whole turkey under the table. It was so funny to see the dog's determination. They had to quickly cook another turkey leg for dinner.

I remember when I was in high school. We had a talent show and one of the students decided to do a magic trick. But instead of making things disappear, he made a mess. He accidentally spilled all the cards and props all over the stage. It was a total chaos but also very funny.

I heard about a Thanksgiving where the host was so focused on making the perfect meal that they forgot to set the table. When the guests arrived, there were no plates, no silverware, and no glasses. They all had to scramble to get things set up while the food was getting cold. But it ended up being a really fun and chaotic Thanksgiving.

My friend had an experience where she was making a snow angel. She was so into it that she didn't notice a small stream nearby. When she got up, she slipped on the ice next to the stream and slid right into it. She was freezing but she couldn't stop laughing at herself as she trudged back home soaking wet in the cold winter air. It was really a hilarious sight.

I once knew an old man who was always misplacing his glasses. One day, he was looking for them everywhere while they were on top of his head all along. He walked around the house asking people if they had seen his glasses, and everyone was just pointing at his head, but he didn't get it for a while.

When I was a kid, I tried to ride my bike with no hands for the first time. I ended up crashing into a bush. It was scary at first but then I just started laughing at how silly I looked all tangled up in the branches.

Well, I remember a time at a zoo. There was a monkey that picked up its poop and threw it at a visitor who was making funny faces at it. It was so unexpected and made everyone around laugh while also being gross.

I heard about a man who accidentally wore his wife's dress to work. He thought it was his new white shirt. When he got to the office, everyone was staring at him in shock. He had no idea until someone finally told him. It was so funny.