What are some funny moments in a drunk Christmas story?

On a drunk vacation in Spain, my family and I participated in a local grape - stomping event. We were all a bit tipsy from the local wine. My little brother slipped in the grapes and ended up covered in purple juice. It was hilarious, and we all laughed so hard.

In a Christmas comedy story, the misadventures of decorating the Christmas tree can be really funny. For example, when someone tries to put the star on top but falls off the ladder. Another funny moment could be when the family tries to take a perfect Christmas photo and the pet does something completely unexpected like running off with a Santa hat.

One Christmas, my uncle got really drunk. He thought the Christmas tree was a dancing partner. He started doing the waltz around it, singing very loudly off - key Christmas carols. We all just watched and laughed as he twirled around the tree, nearly knocking down all the ornaments.

There was a Christmas party at my friend's place. One of the guests got drunk and decided to reenact the Nativity scene. But instead of a proper baby Jesus, he used a bottle of wine. He carried it around, calling it the 'holy beverage' and saying it was going to save us all from the 'Christmas blues'. Everyone was laughing so hard.

I remember a left right christmas game where the story described a mystery box. People were speculating all kinds of things. In the end, an old man got the box and opened it to find a santa hat with a built - in light. He put it on and started singing a christmas carol in a really goofy voice. That moment was full of joy and laughter. Everyone was laughing so hard that it became one of the most memorable parts of that christmas. The whole atmosphere was filled with the spirit of christmas and the unexpectedness of the gift just added to the hilarity.

One funny church Christmas story is about the nativity play. A little boy was cast as Joseph, but he got so excited that he started ad - libbing lines. Instead of saying his scripted lines, he started talking about how he was going to take Mary and baby Jesus to the best pizza place in Bethlehem. Everyone in the church burst out laughing.

At a work Christmas party, we played a game where we had to guess the Christmas song just by the actions of a person. One person was so bad at acting out the song that instead of 'Jingle Bells', he made it look like he was doing some kind of crazy dance. It was so funny that we couldn't stop laughing and it took us ages to actually guess the song.

One funny drunk incident could be mistaking a neighbor's large dog for a reindeer. I was so drunk that when I saw this big furry thing in the yard, I thought it was one of Santa's helpers. I tried to pet it and give it some carrots. But it just barked at me and chased me around the yard. I ran and hid behind a snowman, thinking I was safe. The dog just sat there barking at the snowman until my neighbor came out and dragged the dog back inside.

Well, there's this story of a gay guy who got drunk at a karaoke bar. He thought he was Celine Dion and tried to hit all those high notes while his friends cheered him on. His over - the - top performance made it a night to remember.

There was a time when a drunk man on a cruise thought the lifeboats were bumper cars. He tried to get in one and start 'driving' it. The crew had to quickly stop him. It was quite a sight as he was arguing that it was a new attraction on the cruise. Everyone nearby couldn't stop laughing.